resting dick face

men with resting bitch face

stephen has resting dick face today

by yolanda gibbens March 15, 2018

Poopoo peepee butthole face head

Big ol joe

“Poopoo peepee butthole face head”
“What”

by Poopoo nigga pants November 20, 2019

Glasses-Face

The little indentation you get on the bridge of your nose from glasses, visible for specific period of time after removing glasses.

He took his glasses off before we made out. But all I could think was, "eww, glasses-face."

I need to take my glasses off for at least an hour before I go out. I don't want to leave the house with glasses-face.

by harveyklohe April 1, 2009

ashlee simpson face

A chick who would look good if her nose, eyes, and mouth were in proper proportion to each other.

"I'd of done her, but she had a fierce ashlee simpson face."

by T-Bone223 December 23, 2008

fucken shit face

Announcing that someone looks retardedly ugly

Beth is a fucken shit face. GOSH!!! EWWW!

by YourMom:] January 12, 2010

Resting Emo Face

When the face of a person who is expressionless resembles a broken soul with a sad, distant look and a strange relationship with razor blades.

Your Resting Emo Face reminds me of this group I saw on TV who call themselves the Black Veil Brides.

by Steel Angel Opera April 5, 2015

facealanche

When all of the ice in a cup simultaneously slides into your face and all over your clothes as you take a drink.

Charlie tried to get one last sip of soda, but got a facealanche instead.

by Okra Boy November 18, 2010