five finger wonder

when all five fingers are inserted into the coochie open palm style

“dude did you hear ruby got five finger wondered at her besties house”

“damnn that’s crazyyy”

by isabel06 December 31, 2023

five pebsi

I dinked the 5 Pebbles

‘The solution has been found

It works
It is portable
And it comes in 5 new flavours’
Five pebsi

by Wawa man April 27, 2024

five knuckle sandwich

hands used in barehanded boxing aka fisticuffs

So, the gloves went off and we engaged in fisticuffs feeding ourselves five knuckle sandwiches until one of us saw stars
After the argument I just fed him a five knuckle sandwich

by Koltinn May 18, 2024

five pebbles

stupid shortass pink thing with an orange cloak that doesn't know how to help itself. stupid

five pebbles is a jerk

by hehhehehehsjahejsjkdfjsa June 17, 2024

five whoppers

a completely fair and reasonable request, commonly paired with five more whoppers.

may I have ten whoppers?

no, you mean five whoppers, and five more whoppers?

by noob_pixels June 28, 2024

five more whoppers

you're only allowed to order this from burger king if you've ordered five whoppers

A: may I have five whoppers, and five more whoppers?

B: so you'd like ten whoppers?

A: NO

B:

A: NO

by noob_pixels June 28, 2024

Five Year Term

The maximum parliamentary term in the UK. Similar in many respects to a prison sentence except more painful, in that it affects over 60 million people, whereas a 5 year prison term ostensibly just affects the imprisoned individual. Also unlike a prison sentence, the nation could have the sentence doubled to 10 years, if Labour were to get in again!

Yes, I was caught bang to rights in the cab of my JCB trying to remove an ATM from the outside wall of my local SPAR at 2 o'clock in the morning. I got a five year term!
Like a good citizen I cast my vote on 4 July 2024, but unfortunately we've got Kier Bloody Stamer and his bunch of ponces, likely for a five year term!

by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024