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Disgruntled Dragon

Disgruntled Dragon

The Disgruntled Dragon is a unique and romantic sexual maneuver designed to impress and please at the same time.

The Procedure: When one is about to ejaculate while receiving felatio the man should deliver a swift karate chop to the woman’s throat. This in-turn will cause a gag type reaction resulting in seaman being discharged through the woman’s nasal passages. As a result the women will have the appearance of a dragon with “Smoke” coming from her nose.
I gave betty a disgruntled dragon on our 10th wedding anniversary.
by Stokley G February 19, 2009
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Marsupial Dragon

The most common type of Australian dragon, which rears its young in a fiery pouch and breaths blue smoke
That Marsupial Dragon looked like a kanguroo.
by The Isbey September 12, 2008
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double-dragon

The best beat-em-up videogame ever.
I remember spending lots of quarters beating up bad guys on the Double Dragon arcade machine.
by oldskool June 13, 2003
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Komodo Dragon

Unlike the popular Angry Dragon-esque Komodo Dragon, this sexually enticing activity requires much more skill to perform. When both partners are ready for intercourse, one leaves the room saying that they need to get one more thing first. The other partner lays in bed ready for the tease to be over. The partner then returns to the room with a real komodo dragon, unleashes it into the room, and locks the door. After a bloody battle to the death, the victor receives sexual favors from the partner outside during the commotion. However, this practice normally turns out fatal for both partners. I mean come on, you can't win a fight with a komodo dragon, and I dare you to try to fuck one.
its a komodo dragon! Kill it and we'll fuck ;)
by B4LL_P1T_G0L3M January 10, 2011
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papa dragon

Papa dragon, is a name for a man who has everything. Nice car, hot girlfriend. He probably has a mustache and tattoos, and a very large penis. He is a complete badass, he is a master in the martial arts and has probably served in the military.
That guy is a total badass!

"Yeah he's a papa dragon!"
by Alexkendall October 16, 2013
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Dragon Force

A band whos songs sound exactly the same with the same fast "pokeymon" like guitar rhythms. Thus Sucking.
Ian: dude dragon force rox! lawls!!

Katie:dont be a fucking retard, I'd rather stick sporks in my ears then listen to that sucky repetadive "metal" crap you call music.
by Toberz April 22, 2008
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Iron Dragon

While getting your dick sucked, shove your dick deep in a bitches mouth just before the point of busting, and making your load come out of her nose.
While sucking off Amazon, all Kali could say was auga auga before recieving an Iron Dragon.
by Insane V April 13, 2004
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