douche-tit

A term, devired from the words douche or douchebag and tit, that is employed, wether in jest or complete and utter seriousness, to refer to a person of lower intelligence or general stupidity and/or someone who invokes such a name upon themselves by their offensively idiotic behavior and acts of douchebaggery. When mentioned, this person generally brings to mind the personifications of a boob and/or douchebag.

John: My Roommate got really drunk last night and puked all over my bed and then took a crap on my physics book!
Dan: What a douche-tit!

douche-tit by dbindschedler June 11, 2006

Douche bag 

1.a pompous fucktard who fronts an undeserved sense of accomplishment.

2.a device used to clean your cooch

3.one who wears a polo shirt of any color(especially with the collar popped up)

4.k-fed

5.jennifer Grandholm(governor of Michigan)

david lee roth is such a boring douche bag. someone should sodomize him til he realizes he is a fudge reaming gooback.

Douche bag by bastardly fucktard March 22, 2008

Douche Fag 

The combination of the terms 'douche bag' and 'fag,' but replacing the 'bag' part of 'douche bag' with 'fag.'

'Hey Douche Fag, YOU SUCK!'

Douche Fag by Almost 6 Ninjas May 29, 2009

Douche Wear

A guy between the ages of 13-25 who wear designer brands such as Ed Hardy, Free City, Lacoste, Dolce and Gabana, etc. to show off their money to get girls. As a result of this, they act like a complete douche.

Douche: Hey Cindy, look at my new Ed Hardy hat, my Free City Sweater and my new Lacoste shoes. I'm worth about $1000 right now.

Cindy: That sweater looks so hot on you.

Douche: Bro, i'm so banging Cindy tonight. She likes my Free City. I'm the coolest bro around. I'm so pimpin'. All the girls want to hook up with me tonight.

Bro: You're such a douche when you wear your Douche Wear

Douche Wear by prettyxinxpink889 August 27, 2009

douche cloud 

One who goes around the world raining douchisms on everybody he/she meets.

Man that guy Alex has become a real Douche Cloud.

douche cloud by Sandron Kirk February 18, 2008

douche-aholic 

a person who's addicted to being a douche.

It would behoove you to seek help for being a chronic douche-aholic.

douche-aholic by derit April 8, 2008

Douche Bag 

Spencer Pratt. Enough said.

You know you're a douche bag when you want to fight an old guy like Al Roker for dissing your slut of a wife.

Douche Bag by AllehChan June 17, 2009