box of dildoes

A difficult situation, the kind that will just fuck you over and over until it's resolved.

Matt: "You have two girlfriends that both want to spend Valentine's Day with you? Shit, that's tough."
Ratt: "Yeah, it's a real box of dildoes."

by Diamond Sprout January 11, 2009

dildo bow

a dildo tied in your hair

i brought my dildo bow to school today

by thomas and ashley November 3, 2006

five inch dildo

words used to describe someone who is moderately endowed.

Jonh is hung like a five inch dildo.

by sassafras July 26, 2005

Dildo Faggins

Someone who sucks and constanly ruins everything

God nick your so Dildo faggins, you fuckin faggot

by Uncle Tom's Dad October 30, 2006

Dildo Head

Someone who has an Head(along with the haircut) shaped like a dildo/Penis

Anyone with a Wedge hairstyle or a really short cut side and long on top

by kipwar March 11, 2004

dildo

a rare breed of chinese poodle.

Mom: stop playing with your dildo and come eat dinner!
Daughter: ten more minutes mom!

by DaniKidd December 4, 2007

Dildoic

After the mesozoic era, the dildoic era is one of extreme tightness. The term dildoic can be used to describe someone or something, a time or place, or an emotion.

We are in the dildoic age.
That is dildoic.
Everything in this chest looks to be from a very dildoic age, or even from the dildoic age.

by Shon Gibdog October 10, 2003