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sword fighting dildos

A particular star sign that looks like two lighted dildos sword fighting for world freedom as each star point lights up. An example of this poetic dance can be found after dark at the lighted sign outside Walli’s in Burton, Michigan.
Hey man, we’re meeting at the bar near the sword fighting dildos. You coming?!
by Corn & Rye November 26, 2022
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Dildo launcher

Don’t shoot me with that dildo launcher man!
by anonymous November 26, 2022
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Dildo

1.A rubber thing my dad sticks up his ass
2.Things in the back of Spencers
Damn i am going to shove a dildo up my ass when i get home
by Therightperson2020 April 25, 2022
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Dildo…

People look at me wired when I use and I wondered why but now I realize it might be the fact that a was shitting explosively when using it or it got over a bunch of kindergartners and some of them were asking while it felt
“Hey david can I use your dildo…” “why” “because I need to fit a raccoon up my ass” “ok but beware it’s got a brown stain and a little of coom”
by Let’s no Brandon!!!! May 6, 2022
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Chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .
Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo
by Wee mikey May 8, 2022
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dildo

Dildo the pink vibrating toy you mom owns
At night my mother uses her dildo
by lil_down_syndrome September 26, 2022
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dead as a dildo

Of course it's dead. If it was alive it would be a dick.
He's dead as a dildo
by unskinny-bob October 21, 2022
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