A golf course so brutal that after the round, you feel like you’ve been riding an ginormous anal dildo for 4+ hours
by Yakthis April 30, 2023
Get the dildo mountainmug. People look at me wired when I use and I wondered why but now I realize it might be the fact that a was shitting explosively when using it or it got over a bunch of kindergartners and some of them were asking while it felt
“Hey david can I use your dildo…” “why” “because I need to fit a raccoon up my ass” “ok but beware it’s got a brown stain and a little of coom”
by Let’s no Brandon!!!! May 6, 2022
Get the Dildo…mug. by Your Mothers Side Piece January 7, 2022
Get the Dildomug. When a beugski gets boxed and killed in a 1v1 build fight on Fortnite and the coral commandos sing to proclaim the winner.
by El_Chopo905 March 29, 2022
Get the Singing dildosmug. A 12 inch solid dildo that when you turn on becomes the texture and squishyness of a gummy bear and dances around. It can become fat for your loose ass pussy or even fatter for your anal craving asshole.
by Shannon Burgerton March 25, 2016
Get the dancing dildomug. by Brandon Cliff January 28, 2017
Get the brick of dildomug.