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David Estrada

David Estrada is funny, cute, and loving. He may deserve better than who he has, and he may not be treated best even though he treats everyone with love. If you have met a David Estrada, this is very rare and special. He is your dove on a stormy day and he will light up anyone’s heart.
“ That boy is definitely a David Estrada.”
by Sidewalkkittyhasgonecrazy November 5, 2018
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david

a huge bio nerd, snake, weeb and a koreaboo who loves turtles. can't stop fantasizing about anime or kpop with turtles (must have turtles in everything). also plays very dramatic and loud piano music.

says "nani" "uwu" "owo" "hiss" and "notice me senpai" alot

also watches lots of hentai and his excuse of watching it is "I watch it for the plot"
Guy 1: Don't tell anyone this but I have a crush on Jasmine.
Guy 2: *while listening to kpop* don't worry I gotchu bro.
Guy 1: Thanks dude.
Guy 2: *shouts* He has a crush on Jasmine guys!!!
Guy 1: DUDE! STOP PULLING A DAVID YOU SNEK
by alphateam123 February 8, 2019
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David

David is a person with a specifically large genitalia area commonly referred to as a limo because it has loads of seats and is very long, when I say long I mean long.
by Sgt. James June 28, 2019
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David Muir

Born Nov. 8, 1973, David Muir is the evening news anchor for ABC's flagship broadcast, "World News Tonight with David Muir," as of September 2, 2014. He has been called the "Brad Pitt of the evening news" and was named one of People's "Sexiest Men Alive,"...which are just the most interesting "awards" among his many others - Emmys and Edward R. Murrows. Because the truth is told, we all watch ABC see this stunning, gorgeous man who owns America's heart - David doesn't do the news; he IS the news. With chocolate hair, melting brown eyes, and a model physique - don't forget the killer style - David blows up his Instagram alongside his buddy, the darling puppy, Axel.

His newscast is the most-watched show across all of television. Even before that asserted the newscast's place with the most viewers, he also has the loyal Muir band who amass his social media to ca. half a million followers. It's no wonder Kelly Ripa and us love him - it's no wonder. From interviewing the pope, policing with Barack Obama, and getting the first interview with President Trump, we say his record and resume match that beautiful smile.

The easier definition would be this : my future husband! Yes, fine, 'my' can be 'your.'
David Muir hosts the most-watched newscast in America.
by DancerHeaven October 26, 2020
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david_fromcampcamp

An epic human being that everyone should love and someone who means literally the world to me and literally everyone else on this fucking planet
david_fromcampcamp Is an epic human being that everyone should love and someone who means literally the world to me and literally everyone else on this fucking planet.
by PissBarrel June 24, 2021
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David Bowie

he reminds us of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of Voodoo
Who do?
He do!
Do what?
REMINDS US OF THE BABE.
person im talking to: *casually mentions David Bowie*
me as soon as as i hear the true name of Ziggy Stardust:I SAW MY BAAABYYY
CRYIN HARD AS BABE COULD CRY
by MesmerEyesTheSimpleMinded September 27, 2021
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Jonathan-David

A sexual act involving highly dextrous activity.
A woman who always talked openly about her promiscuity was approached by an old friend one day. The friend inquired as to what her ideal sexual encounter is. Upon answering with simply "A Jonathan-David," the friend asked her to elaborate. So she says in response, "If I'm not tied down, being choked, having my hair pulled, bent over, leg over one shoulder, with a little toe in my asshole, it's not a Jonathan-David night!"
by TheOriginalJ-D January 22, 2013
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