Count Olaf

Well, he's a bit of a jerk. But, hes still pretty hot. #dilf

Count Olaf is the hottest villian alive. Oh wait nevermind.

by iheartcountolaf June 22, 2021

full count

when you penetrate a chick in two different holes, using three fingers in each (3-in-2).

I just gave that bitch the full count. she loved it.

by Dic October 25, 2003

real body count

only the people that make you finish get put on your real body count.

My body count is 7 but only Nick and Matt made me cum so my real body count is 2

by jdarling April 15, 2022

chunt

Proper name for Connie Chung whilst speculating on her sexual orientation. (ie. lesbian)

Did yo u hear that Connie Chunt is dating Queen Latifa?

by a74r1 February 27, 2007

Clunt

A word invented by Midwestern Proctologists describing a single, immensly compact peice of fecal matter formed around a hair in the vicinity of the anus. Typically the word is used in plural as finding one clunt often leads to finding an entire cluster.

I reckon if there's one clunt, there ought to be a cluster. Keep pickin' at it.

by Hanz Buttersworth November 19, 2004

Chunt

1. someone that uses "quincenera" and "Selena" in one sentence.
2. Calling someone a chunt most likely mean that youre one too.

Are you going to the Quincenera?" "no... I cant. You are such a chunt if you go"

by jbrozo22 December 2, 2011

Bitch Switch Countdown

When one girl walks in to find TWO girls (not sluts, of course *cough cough*) waiting for one boy to return with body shot materials (aka Lemons) a countdown commences giving said girls and said boy enough time to save their lives before punching bitches in the breasts begins

5...4...3...you do NOT wanna meet me, I'm a HUGE bitch!...2...1 *girls run screaming out of the room scared as SHIT*
Dude, did you see that Bitch Switch Countdown in room 6532 last night?!

by Ashley, Allison, and Carter April 30, 2006