committing

committing is a rare occurence in which the person committing cums, vomits, and shits themselves in a convulsive manner. Usually done after participating in some hideous act as in sleeping with an ugly girl or seeing someone doing something that warrants the convulsive act.

Dude: Guy last night i slept with this hideous bitch!
Guy: What did you do?
Dude: I looked at her and committed all over the place.
Guy: Legendary committing action!!!

by kitchenkrew August 3, 2009

how to commit insurance fraud

just dont.

how to commit insurance fraud? dont.

by quibblee May 4, 2021

Committing a Derric

Deleting fire center and vanishing off the face of the Earth

"Dude what happen to Ricardo?"
"I don't know man, I think he is committing a Derric"

by TheeTyrant May 5, 2019

commotion sticks

A stick made of the finest wood. It is strong, light and easy 2 swing. it is used for causing much commotion. if the commotion stick belongs to a person skilled in bush diving, great powers are released from the stick.

Ron smashed a hole in ms shywees classroom wall after he was threatened with a friday detention

by ronny irani January 22, 2004

Commotional

A female behavior that exibits a commotion.

After finding her boyfriend deep up in her best friend, the party girl began to exhibit very commotional behavior that resulted in the police being called.

by Gary Redecker March 16, 2008

Commotioned

Commotioned means being in a confused, depressed and rattled state from having so much and too much commotion going on.

With housing problems; upcoming surgery problems; grown children problems; aging; inordinate amount of fraudulent and spam phone calls; Covid-19; she was Commotioned to the point of being unsure which situation to tackle first.

by Poppy Doodle June 13, 2022

Commotion

The 8th Ocean on Earth. Created mostly by post pubescent teenage boys, but refilled by single and married men alike, to relieve the explosive pressure created in the male testes and prostate.

Generally caused by masturbation as a prevention to insanity.

Too silky and opaque to swim in.

All of these horny males have created quite a commotion.

The newest commotion is impossible to conceive by itself.

Lots of swimmers in the commotion...thats life.

Life begins at...
Wasting sperm is murder!
A useless commotion.
Rotten, unfertilized eggs have little value without the exhausting trip made by the determined sperm; beginning the commotion of life.

by JoeBagOfDonuts April 28, 2023