cock-vomit

An organic fluid that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation; skeet; jizz; baby-potion; spunk

Jane: "You got cock-vomit in my hair again!"
Bill: "Sorry, I was aiming for the Kleenex. I Swear."

by Trent Schoneweis August 4, 2007

Jigsaw Cock

1:When male genitalia, torn into several pieces, is recombined to once again form the entirety of the organ.

2:A surgical term describing a badly stitched wound

3: A person of Aztec descent

1: "See that guy on the news? The one attacked by feral dogs?" "Yeah man, they gave him a serious jigsaw cock"

2: That is a serious jigsaw cock of a stitch"

3: My grandparent's were of jigsaw cock descent

by Hazardlad April 1, 2009

cock mania

A large gathering of cocks in which the cocks duke it out to see who's cock can become top cock.

Call Andy and see if he wants to attend cock mania this week.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Cock Wan

After the UK celebrity stylist Gok Wan. Someone who praises women's clothes and hair to simply to get into their underwear.

Dude, listen to him saying he likes that girls hair. He just wants to bone her. He's a real Cock Wan.

by swellyeah December 1, 2009

Fart cock

To blow a penis from an asshole with full force. Most always followed with a side of jizz or a couple of butt nuggets. Alos called the "fart dick"

"MariLou, no more fart cock after breakfast. I pulled back a butterbean!"

by Papacoon January 8, 2009

diet cock

low calorie semen

Diet cock is so low in calories; ever since i started dating a vegan, i swallow after giving him a bj.

by mat-e-kray March 8, 2020

cock guiding

the exact opposite of a cock block.
helping your good friends get some

Dude Nick thanks for helping me hook up Kaitlyn. You are so good at cock guiding. You are so not Bennett.

No problem Erik.

by Scotty and Nick January 2, 2008