cock guiding

the exact opposite of a cock block.
helping your good friends get some

Dude Nick thanks for helping me hook up Kaitlyn. You are so good at cock guiding. You are so not Bennett.

No problem Erik.

by Scotty and Nick January 2, 2008

Jigsaw Cock

1:When male genitalia, torn into several pieces, is recombined to once again form the entirety of the organ.

2:A surgical term describing a badly stitched wound

3: A person of Aztec descent

1: "See that guy on the news? The one attacked by feral dogs?" "Yeah man, they gave him a serious jigsaw cock"

2: That is a serious jigsaw cock of a stitch"

3: My grandparent's were of jigsaw cock descent

by Hazardlad April 1, 2009

Cock Squad

Crew of idiotic young suburban males. Usually dressed to the nines in the finest apparel Abercrombie and Eagle has to offer. Invariably rude and condescending. Individuals rarely separate from the squad proper, preferring the safety of their collective to the crushing anxiety of social interaction sans-clique. They can be spotted with either butch-waxed, buzzed or Fagotty Andy ragdoll hair, and, sometimes Lacrosse gear. Be warned, if invited to a party, they will finish all alcoholic beverages on the premises, then puke all over your mothers macrame work. The moniker "cock squad" finds its truest expression in the bareback anal orgies that frequently follow a night's drinking. All-around fun guys. A real bunch of asshole amigos.

"Break out the Natty Ice and hide your brothers. The cock squad is en route to this social gathering, me hardies."

by The Blue Avenger March 6, 2009

cock mania

A large gathering of cocks in which the cocks duke it out to see who's cock can become top cock.

Call Andy and see if he wants to attend cock mania this week.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Fart cock

To blow a penis from an asshole with full force. Most always followed with a side of jizz or a couple of butt nuggets. Alos called the "fart dick"

"MariLou, no more fart cock after breakfast. I pulled back a butterbean!"

by Papacoon January 8, 2009

cock guzzler

The art of being able to shove and swallow whole cocks (cockerels) within a short time

"Look at that elephant god... He swallowing all those cocks at once... He must be one of those cock guzzlers I told you about"

by curry cums out of my jab end February 24, 2015

diet cock

low calorie semen

Diet cock is so low in calories; ever since i started dating a vegan, i swallow after giving him a bj.

by mat-e-kray March 8, 2020