Chaden

Chaden is a silly human being that is normally a mover but he’s still athletic he can also be a hype beast

Chaden would buy a supreme backpack!

by zmckinley23 June 18, 2018

Choadi

The abnormal, but strangely pleasurable, sideways curvature of an erect penis.

(a.k.a) where your dick curves to one side when you are hard.

In the fading moonlight, she tugged the young man's slacks off and eased his smooth choadi inside of her as its curvature invaded everything in her.

by Feelmi Teach December 9, 2008

choadeo

a circle jerk consisting of only people with choads..generally midgets

yea i was just in this massive choadeo this morning

by baconballssach July 3, 2011

Choadess

ch- o-dess: verb

When one chooses to be a Choad.

Making a conscious decision to be a Choad.

When your ex-husband chooses to sleep on the king size bed and forces his baby's mama to sleep on the pull out bed...ergo, Choadess.

Ben Gibbard- Couldn't keep his wife, decided to get a divorce, ergo, Choadess.

by Wonder Woman and Friend November 2, 2011

Choadle

Choadle: (v) 1)To choke oneself while simultaneously kicking oneself in the taint. This is acheived by applying both hands to ones throat and squeezing tightly. Then, in a hopping motion, jabbing a heel into the crotchel region. Often demanded by a superior, as punishment, for a grievous failure 2) An auto-erotic exercise.

"Goddamn it Brian, you burned that shit three times! Go stand in the corner and choadle yourself!"

by Uncle Chicken February 5, 2012

chad henne special

The act of sucking a dick covered in sour cream while getting a louissville slugger inserted into your anus. Made popular by NFL legend and blatant racist lord chad henne the 3rd

Chad hennith gives the best chad henne specials during his orgys at his very lavish yacht

by chadHenneMVP2016 December 1, 2014

Chad Cain

Verb: Someone is unskilled at barbequeing, known for putting used charcoal back in bag next to lighter fluid causing apartment fires.

Brian: did you see what Travis did?
Greg: no, what?
Brian: he was barbequeing and did a Chad cain, no only his burned but his neighbor too.

by Fancycarol December 30, 2016