Pamcreatic Cancer 

When your friend Pam has pancreatic cancer

Person 1: Pam has pancreatic cancer!
Pam: lol pamcreatic cancer

Pamcreatic Cancer by NoYou'rePseudonym November 2, 2021

Purdue Cancer Kid

Shorthand description for people like Tyler Trent, the 20 year old osteosarcoma bone cancer patient who inspired unranked Purdue to upset #2 Ohio State in football in 2018 after saying in a ESPN College GameDay feature regarding his cancer prognosis "The immediate future in my mind is that Purdue beats Ohio State next Saturday".

Has gone on to represent ANY inspiring person adopted by a sports for inspiration. Especially potent if accompanied by a feature story on ESPN by Tom Rinaldi.

When I saw Tom Rinaldi do the 6 minute feature story on the Purdue Cancer Kid, I knew immediately we were gonna lose.

Purdue Cancer Kid by cgorange November 28, 2021

Testicular Cancer 

Having cancer in your testicles

Jim: I love testicular cancer, it makes them so big!
Katy: Take a look at Jim's testicles, does he have testicular cancer or something? they are massive!!

Testicular Cancer by sexy mf milf dilf March 3, 2022

Brain Cancer 

When someone gives you immaculate brain and warps your perception of reality so much to where you got to much brain and now it’s not alive.

Shawty brain so good it gives me brain cancer

Brain Cancer by IBeDoingWork March 28, 2022

bicep cancer 

The sort of feeling you get when you are either done wrong by a lightweight (utter loser), in numbskull fashion, rendering them an even bigger lightweight than they already were.

Guy 1: "Man that dude really did Katherine dirty the other day by spilling her egg burger all over the ground!"
Guy 2: "Yeah people like him really give me bicep cancer..."

bicep cancer by Hammer Of Doubt June 29, 2022

mafia cancer

When a new, unsubstantiated claim of diagnosed metastases are offered when a made man is brought to trial

Jared Kushner referred to his Mafia cancer in his 2023 criminal trial

mafia cancer by anonymous August 6, 2022

Bitch Cancer 

A cancer in which doctors have to remove the access of getting bitches.

"This stupid ass bus driver took a wrong turn and missed my stop, so that's how you KNOW he has bitch cancer!"

Bitch Cancer by ezramiller_shouldntbegay September 13, 2022