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Blonde Cancer

Blonde cancer is a type of cancer where you're blonde when you're born but you're not anymore. That's blonde cancer. If you're naturally blonde that means you have prolonged blonde cancer. Blonde cancer affects millions of Americans worldwide. It's most common in video game characters who are useless and irrelevant to any sort of plot or are incredibly stupid.
The girl had blonde cancer and was incredibly dumb and retarded
by Koki~kun December 19, 2020
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Toenail Cancer

(Of an action) sucking one's toes dry.
If someone were to get their toes sucked so much that they were dry, you might call it Toenail Cancer.
Related to foot fetishes.
"Oh, my God, Steph! Tom totally gave me Toenail Cancer last night."
by Salty Sarcasm March 6, 2019
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Cancer

A mutation in the living cells
AKA nannuk miet bil cancer
Foxx nannuk dak li qabdu cancer u sploda
by Mintoff the king May 21, 2021
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Cancer

Cancer is Jake paul so if you watch jake paul you have cancer
Bro I just watched jake paul

Me: I'm sorry I'll plan your funeral if you onto survive the jake paul cancer
by Cupcake_demon April 14, 2020
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cancer

1. feminists

2. fran, (and the rest of those types of name bf thing)
3. this website
cancer
by jimmy_mom:D August 12, 2022
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Cancer Stick

Hey bud you want a Cancer Stick?
by Kristian Oakley December 4, 2017
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Cancer Development

A large suburban development, or sprawl, involving the decimation of natural forests for cheap tract homes, environmental scaring, & mind numbing uniformity.
100 acres were sold to a housing corporation that will jam in 475 homes starting in the low 300s!

From above, the surrounding landscape will look like it has cancer.

Cancer Development.
by Barfield Smarkbass July 11, 2022
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