(verb) euphemism for having the sexual relations of the most taboo variety with only a partially consenting adult
me: have you seen mike and jessica?
ann: i haven't; they're probably off somewhere curing some cancer
me: ew. that's disgusting
ann: i haven't; they're probably off somewhere curing some cancer
me: ew. that's disgusting
by elderlythud September 11, 2021
by NoYou'rePseudonym November 2, 2021
When something is sooo good, yet bad at the same time. Or something being sooo good, but having a bad outcome.
This tv show is cancerous. It’s so good that i couldn’t peel myself away! I literally did nothing all weekend, willingly ignoring all chores, because prying myself away from it, even for a few minutes, was just too unbearable.
This tv show is so cancerous! Its so terrible, that it makes it good.
This cake is so cancerous because I want to eat the entire thing! But I shouldn’t. But totally could.
This cigarette is cancerous as heck! Its so addicting and good that i cant stop. And its so bad, because its LITERALLY cancerous! 🤯
This tv show is cancerous. It’s so good that i couldn’t peel myself away! I literally did nothing all weekend, willingly ignoring all chores, because prying myself away from it, even for a few minutes, was just too unbearable.
This tv show is so cancerous! Its so terrible, that it makes it good.
This cake is so cancerous because I want to eat the entire thing! But I shouldn’t. But totally could.
This cigarette is cancerous as heck! Its so addicting and good that i cant stop. And its so bad, because its LITERALLY cancerous! 🤯
by Bit€hBeeHunny November 8, 2022
Something being soooo good that you cant stop or help from (participating in, continuing in, ingesting, spreading) it. But is only good in a detrimental way.
”This show is soooo cancerous. I did absolutely nothing all weekend because of this show. I willingly opted out of doing any chores all weekend because peeling away for even the shortest amount of time was painful, and unbearable. I just couldn’t peel myself away!
”This show is soooo cancerous. I did absolutely nothing all weekend because of this show. I willingly opted out of doing any chores all weekend because peeling away for even the shortest amount of time was painful, and unbearable. I just couldn’t peel myself away!
by Bit€hBeeHunny November 8, 2022
A person, so annoying, so boring that she can make you fall into depression, she can also give you cancer
by Azélio October 21, 2018
this phone is cancerous
by sourarcticfox February 7, 2022