the act of crawling around on the floor, spun out, looking for drugs that might’ve been dropped- typically methamphetamine
by lilb05 July 29, 2025
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The act of lying completely naked on a carpet while moving forward inch-by-inch using only your hips, leaving behind a faint shit trail that will haunt the rug forever.
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Get the Carpetburn-Spincycle mug.It’s when a woman with a hairy vagina sits on a man’s penis and begans to spin around at high speeds.
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Get the Carpetburn-Spincycle mug.The art of making a goliath dildo out of carpets and lubing it up with 32 packets of mayo for your own sexual needs
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Get the Carpet fucked mug.someone who smokes crack and is 1 always on the carpet looking for their crack toke they lost 2 they are always on the carpet looking for a crack toke they didn't just drop but still are looking anyways even though there's no dope on the floor 3 they are pretending to be looking for their toke they claimed to have just lost but never did they are really just looking all over the carpet for other dope that may be on the carpet at whosever place they are at 4 they are looking for other peoples dope on the floor 5 they have stolen dope off whomever they are hanging out with from there place and they plant it or throw it on the floor then pretend to be either looking for their own toke or helping the other person find dope for them and then claiming it was there's they just dropped it 6 they some how always seem to find dope on your floor claiming to have either lost it the other day or just dropped it or like they find someone else's toke that came over and left and they found a chunk of crack they left behind even though you swept your floor they mysteriously a little too much always find or claim to have found magicaly Make a peice of crack appear out of no where
Person 1 : that's all I have left damn they really do need to start calling this shit more Im already down to just a gram I could have sworn I had like fucking at least 2 grams
Person 2: same here bro all my dope is gone I think I see a chunk under the corner of the rug right there that's probably mine from earlier
Person 1: get the fuck off my floor you fucking carpet fairy your always on all fours crawling around my floor for crying out loud your not digging though my garbage either
Person 2: same here bro all my dope is gone I think I see a chunk under the corner of the rug right there that's probably mine from earlier
Person 1: get the fuck off my floor you fucking carpet fairy your always on all fours crawling around my floor for crying out loud your not digging though my garbage either
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