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cooter crammer 

Colloquial term for 'marital aids' or self satisfaction devices
When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.
cooter crammer by anonymous May 25, 2021

cooter flute 

Any object that a woman can insert into her vagina that may make her sing along in pleasure.
"Dude I caught her playing with her cooter flute yesterday!! "

Cooter Fruit 

Kids. They are the fruit from a woman's cooter. Same as Crotch Fruit.
This restraunt would be a lot better if not for all these damn COOTER FRUITS running around screaming.

cooterscooterslayer 

a great mutual who is very entertaining & i love being their mutual its very cool i love him very much they use he/they/it pronouns :)
wow! cooterscooterslayer is so cool i wish i could be its friend
look! its cooterscooterslayer hes so cool!!

i love being cooterscooterslayers mutual they're awesome!
cooterscooterslayer by mmavh July 2, 2021

cooterjuice 

How much you sell your cooterjuice for?
Aubrey, how much do you sell your dress with cooterjuice for?
cooterjuice by Adultie July 15, 2021

Cooter Mousse 

That juicy substance that gets in your beard and mustache when you are licking at and around the vagina.
Friend: Damn, Tom, what’s that white flaky stuff falling out of your beard and into your spaghetti?

Tom: Oh, that’s Cooter Mousse from last night. Pass the Parmesan Cheese please!
Cooter Mousse by Mousse Tracks July 17, 2021