When a man believes he is running a tight ship but in reality his girlfriend is the one who calls the shots in the relationship.
Depending on the level of control the girlfriend exerts, the man maybe designated as one of the following;
1. Sailor Pants
2. Captain Pants
3. Admiral Pants
And the ultimate....
4. Lord Nelson Pants
Depending on the level of control the girlfriend exerts, the man maybe designated as one of the following;
1. Sailor Pants
2. Captain Pants
3. Admiral Pants
And the ultimate....
4. Lord Nelson Pants
'Hey Captain Pants, would you like a Baby Sham?'
Alternatively when referring to the individual, his 'Pants Rank' is sufficient;
'Sailor, what time is your Mrs arriving?'
'I hear Alicia moved in and promoted Matt to Admiral... suppose that's the last we will see of him'
Alternatively when referring to the individual, his 'Pants Rank' is sufficient;
'Sailor, what time is your Mrs arriving?'
'I hear Alicia moved in and promoted Matt to Admiral... suppose that's the last we will see of him'
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The appropriate response to this is actually Akash (ah-kahsh), meaning a great bobcat yes.
The appropriate response to this is actually Akash (ah-kahsh), meaning a great bobcat yes.
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That point in time when any additional spousal exposure is no longer endearing; becoming progressively more annoying, irritating and even infuriating depending on how divergent the personalities have evolved.
Funny, they both have similar objectives. He's tryin' to help people using logic, reason and the application of proven methodology and she's facilitating a social well-being platform based on metaphysics, spirituality and faith claims. I wonder how long it will take for 'em to reach Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload?
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A verbal retaliation to an unnecessarily defensive outburst or physically defensive or evasive reaction. It is reference to the Marvel Comic Book character Captain America who uses a large round shield to defend himself from attacking foes.
A verbal retaliation to an unnecessarily defensive outburst or physically defensive or evasive reaction. It is reference to the Marvel Comic Book character Captain America who uses a large round shield to defend himself from attacking foes.
"Shield Down, Captain America!" said Louis to Joe for ranting about how "everyone" was against his ideas "all the time."
When Toby winced and ducked at the cold beer Lyle tossed him, Ralph roared, "Shield Down, Captain America!"
When Toby winced and ducked at the cold beer Lyle tossed him, Ralph roared, "Shield Down, Captain America!"
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Get the Shield Down, Captain America! mug.-A blunt that is unecessarily large in order to get anywhere from 5-8 people blasted off their ass (however most times is consumed with 2-3 people). Usually contains anywhere from 3-7 grams in each blunt.
Consumers of the "Cape Cod Blunt" are:
-Real Cape Codders (NOT tourists)
-Bad Bitches
-Advanced weed smokers
Consumers of the "Cape Cod Blunt" are:
-Real Cape Codders (NOT tourists)
-Bad Bitches
-Advanced weed smokers
Captain Morgan: "Yo are we rollin' a Cape Cod Blunt or a little Brighton blunt?"
Mozart:" Lets roll a small Brighton one, I don't have enough bud for a Cape Cod blunt."
Mozart:" Lets roll a small Brighton one, I don't have enough bud for a Cape Cod blunt."
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