you're look like a crap in slow motion

a tf2 meme

heavy:scout!
scout:yeah?
heavy:where is your mama?
scout:*u wot m8*
scout:you're look like a crap in slow motion

by whomst've am I? April 5, 2018

Put your mum in the crapper

Said in a fake british accent, its meant as an insult or threat.

"I'll put your mum in the crapper, luv"

by Joebama's worshipper September 7, 2020

Little pansy ass piece of crap

A great way to start a bar brawn calling someone out.

Come on cunt, OUTSIDE NOW! You little pansy ass piece of crap.

by de-pube November 1, 2021

Aw, Crap!

This phrase is usually used when bad things happen. For instance...

Person1: I think we lost all our money in the casino...
Person2: Aw, crap!

by fuckyoubrand0n October 19, 2016

holy crap

A once-common exclaimation popularized by Strong Bad, the EMail answerer of homestarrunner.com

"People knockig on heaven's door-HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!"

"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"

"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"

by Zak April 28, 2003

crapxxor

To take a crap, haxxor style.

Dude1: "Good game of counterstrike"
Dude2: "Thanks"
Dude1: "I'll be right back, I gotta take a crapxxor"
Dude2: "Ok"

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

crapitextrous

The ability to crap anywhere, anytime in any conditions

Did you see Dave crap on MT Everest that dude is way crapitextrous

by steve austin July 22, 2004