butter my back and call me a biscuit

Something to be said when some thing completely and utterly random happens/is said.

Duncan: "Hey, do guys seen my chocolate salamander?"
Fandango: "Well butter my back and call me a biscuit!"

by Zorgithatoob November 30, 2010

swedish butler

When one orally removes a dingleberry from someone elses asshole.

After my girlfriend gave me a blumpkin I had a swedish meatball sized dingleberry hanging from my asshole. I bent over and she took gave me the best swedish butler ever. Cleaned that dingleberry right off.

by Brenden Weinroth December 1, 2006

The Butter Zone

A metaphorical state of being that one enters into when he/she is in a position where they cannot possibly fail at what would normally be considered an incredible task.

Friend: Dude, Mendenhall is on the 50 running for a touchdown and the closest guy is 30 yards behind.

Me: No doubt man...he's in the butter zone.

by Solis Niteshade October 11, 2010

butterbur

N. Any of several perennial herbs of the genus Petasites in the composite family, native to northern temperate regions and having large basal leaves and dense clusters of usually whitish or purplish flower heads.

Butterburs tickle my nutsack.

by Donnell July 24, 2005

Butlerfield disease

When a person undergoes symptoms such as stalking older men, ripping their jeans while climbing over fences, bad odour, chain smoking, randomly hiccuping, doing funny dances and farting a LOT.

You smoke, stalk old men, fart AND you ripped your jeans! you have butlerfield disease!!

by rach n nath December 16, 2006

butter legs

A girls whose legs spread easy as butter.

Damn did you see that bitch get naked on cam? Ya man I bet shes a real butter legs.

by crackaaa March 17, 2010

Butter Ripple

A replacement swear word, for kids ages 7-10, in other words the ultimate swear word for little kids. Used when someone is hurt, or in a serious predicament.

Child 1: Hey your arm is in a pot of boiling oil.
Child 2: Oh Butter Ripple!!!!

by SteelYanks21 November 3, 2010