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battle of apocalypt

The final battle between the living and the dead. The battle will take place from December 21 and 26, 2012. Clint Eastwood will be dead buy then, so he won't be on our side. i.e. We lose.
Anthony: *Shoots a democrat*
Randy: BLARGG! Save joor bullets for the battle of apocalypt!
by against randall March 22, 2007
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battlefucked

Trashed. Typically involving the aftermath of a party. Requires cleaning and deoderizing of the environment (house, car, boats).
Generally smells of beer, liquor and cigarette smoke.
Someone spilled beer in my car last night and now it is battlefucked.

After that party, my house is battlefucked.
by Christina Crosby October 8, 2007
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battlers

A pair of durable old shoes that for some unfathomable reason just seem to last forever.
These new shoes I bought are too tight. I think I'll get out the comfortable old battlers.
by chedwardall February 5, 2008
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Battle Hamster

A sex toy used mainly by males which battles its way into the rectum. Once there it causes a mixture of pleasure and pain for the rodent recipient.
I was shocked that my first time included a Battle Hamster, if the penis alone was not punishment enough; That Battle Hamster nearly ripped me to shreds.
by Rodent Features April 2, 2011
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Lightsaber battle of doom

When two males put colored condoms on their penis's and proceed using them as "swords" or "lightsabers" and battling one another to the death, or until ejaculation occurs.
by Marksman000048 June 14, 2010
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final battle

Basically the last battle in a video game, real life, or anything, to be fair.
Hey dude, I got to the final battle in Undertale!
by thedudemeakame1222 February 6, 2017
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Three way Banjo Battle

A very serious and ertotic Sexual position involving a Banjo, Jar of Mayo, A poodle, An albino Goat, A tennis Racket, A digereedoo, A quart of Milk, and an opening statement By Billy Crystal
Hey man Im so excited for the Three Way Banjo Battle tonight! Im totaly bringing the Goat!
by Bummer1 December 29, 2010
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