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Brochacho

Your best best best best best best mexican friend who lives in a ghetto.
Juan: Hey brochacho, you got that mary joanne?
Ramirez: Sí, puta, yo nunca olvidaré!
by RainbowUnicornBetch April 14, 2011
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Brochacho

KEVIN GRASS, ANDY HOOVER, JOEY ZAMBERLAN, TOM OTOOL THE TOOL
Being a brochacho is being chill
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Brock

aw I just dropped a brock

Jeez I'm so constipated, I'm all brocked up!
by Lemmy2010 May 1, 2010
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broccoli guffs

When a person consumes a large amount of broccoli, the next day they may find that they experience a high level of very bad smelling flatulence. This is the phenomenon known as 'Broccoli Guffs'
Person one: "Dude, whats that smell?"
Person two: "Thats my Broccoli guffs, LOL!"
by Sexpest666 November 25, 2009
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broclam

a friend that is very close to you (closer than a bro)

a clam is stuck together so are bro's
therefore a broclam
you: Yo Broclam!
broclam: Yo man! Hows it going?
by kelllppp March 1, 2011
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Brocrastinator

A brother who is a good student but puts all the work off until the very last minute. If a ten page paper is due at eight in the morning, he will play video games until midnight and then sleep until four in the morning. Then somehow he manages to both get up at four in the morning and get the paper done.
I can't do anything with my brother anymore because he is a brocrastinator.
by randygertie May 19, 2011
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Brocade Buddies

Friends who love to do qigong together. Especially the baduanjin, which in Chineese means '8 Silky Brocades'. This is one of the most wonderful qigong stretches and Hec Hanley and Beatrice Middleton often do it together. Brocade buddies often do qigong for hours, never stopping to speak. So if you love the healing martial arts, get a bunch a of your Brocade Buddies together and do the 8 Silky Brocades. You will feel silky!
Bryant: Hey Hec, let's do some qigong! After all, we are Brocade Buddies.

Hec: You got that right. The baduanjin, the 8 Silky Stretches. (he starts doing them)

Bryant: Easy now, you don't want too much fire. This is meant to heal, not hurt.

Hec: Yes. (he does Drawing the Bow to Shoot the Hawk) Now, that felt good. This is crazy fun!

Bryant: Now, let's do Angry Gaze. (he squats into the horse stance and punches at Hec's stomach) There, think Angry Tiger!

Hec: Good one, my poor heart! These brocades really work. Hooooooooooo (the heart healing sound).

Bryant: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that.

Hec: Its okay. Now, those are great exercises, huh? But now I need a Hanley Freeze. You want one?

Bryant: Sure! How about a chi massage, too? That'll perk you up.

Hec: (starts rubbing on Bryant) Easy now. We're Brocade Buddies! Now, this is going to be good. Don't hurt yourself.

Bryant: Xie xie! (means 'thank you' in Chineese) That was one great workout. I feel silky now! Brocade Buddies forever! High wu! ('five', in Chineese)
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 21, 2011
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