Blinder

A girl that is so big that if you and a buddy are tag teaming her, you can't see each other.

"Look at that whale"

"No my friend, that there is a blinder"

by Pancho and Lefty September 4, 2015

Dick blind

When the dick so good you are temporarily blinded. Your vision becomes blurred.

Girl he fucked me so good I was dick blind!

by Samles December 13, 2020

Juggling The Blind Snails

When one rotates the testicles between ones fingers.

At school I had nothing to do so I just juggled the blind snails for a whole lesson.

by Munglai January 17, 2004

She has a Clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb

After rubbing her Clit it ended up the size of a Blind Cobblers Thumb.

Christ! She has a clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb.

by iamamanufan March 22, 2013

Blindfolded Louie

Before you engage in sexual intercourse you blindfold yourself and your partner then take a vacuum cleaner and suck out the juices of your cock and your partners cock/vagina and stick in it your ass and put the vacuum on reverse/blow.

"Hey before we have sex why don't we get the Hoover and do a Blindfolded Louie"

by Louie Sanchez October 2, 2007

Blind Diamond

When Seran wrap is placed over a womens face and the portion over her mouth is cut open for penetration. Then she begins to suck your dick then you cum on her eyes hense diamond.

I ran out of seran wrap last night because I gave a blind diamond.

by Djavan July 19, 2006

Bindipper

A person or persons namely from Manchester. For many years they have tried to hide the fact that they themselves had the honour of dipping bins well before the scousers...

Look at that Manc bindipper wishing he was a scouser

by Excessive banterer September 7, 2015