Sand Bear

The ferocious, merciless, and unforgiving monster your girlfriend becomes when she gets sand in her vagina after unsuccessful beach coitus.

Man: You wanna go swimming?

Sand Bear: Fuck off!

Man: Maybe make a campfire?

Sand Bear: Burn in hell!

Man: Give it another try?

Sand Bear: Oh you'd like that wouldn't you, you son of a bitch! Why don't you shove some sand up your dick!

by manbearsquid May 3, 2010

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Teddy Bear

Being Bakugo’s special someone.

“Hey there teddy bear”

“Hi Katsuki”

by keigotakami September 28, 2020

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Bear Dick

A thick dick that has a base covered in hair. It applies to bear-like men who do other bear-like men.

I love bear dick because it's really nice and bear-like.

by MEATLOAF FUCK!!! October 25, 2006

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bear

Robotic government agent created to keep people away from specific hidden government facilities.

Shhhhh... I see a bear over there. The government must have something to hide in this area.

by beniolenio July 18, 2019

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Pires beard

Small, pencil thin line of facial hair on the chin.

Made famous by footballer Robert Pires.

A: Wow, look at that guy's Pires beard.

B: Yep

by The Seventh Si December 12, 2003

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The Koehler Bear

A supreme being with record-breaking speed, when seen by the general public, it has been said that it brings luck. Loves to have pregame and wacky pregame prayers, great supplier of man-fives, and like his partner in crime Bmisk the Dragonslayer, wears a headband frequently. Although he loves to display his illegally good looks, he does not have a catch phrase. Above all he is a gentleman and a scholar.

Coach Mike: Hey guys, why can't u be awesome and score 8 goals like The Koehler Bear over here?

Team: Sorry coach, Bmisk the Dragonslayer is scoring all the rest!

Coach Mike: Oh quit being such fagboys

by shiftyclaybob September 15, 2009

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