bastardized

Used to describe something that has been put into a bitched or perverted form.

Protestantism is a bastardized form of Christanity.

by GuidoPosse69 February 7, 2005

bastard sauce

male ejaculate, but more specifically, ejaculate that creates a bastard child.

"the condom broke and i got my bastard sauce all up in her vag"

by molotovCT October 20, 2008

bastard belly

cum bubble, thera

That bastard belly is just another Thera who probably doesn't even know who the father is.

by crusty roach vag October 23, 2008

assy bastard

A bastard who is acting assy.
May or may not be homosexual.

"God man why are you being such a little assy bastard today?"

by nuivheovhlshv98 December 29, 2005

Black Cat Bastard

An individual who claims to have done more, had better experiences, been to better places than you have. No matter what you have done he has done it too, only better.

You say "I've just been to Barbados on holiday for a week and stayed at the Almond beach"

Black Cat Bastard replies - "I've been to Barbados too for two weeks and stayed at Sandy Lane"

by CatonR July 8, 2009

Bastard

child with unwed parents who make sweet loving without the idea of making a child, the child is often unwanted and throw in a trash can in the hood

wesley is a bastard because he ironically was the ring bearer at his own parents wedding. thats some drawin shit

by Jeff Bagwell August 19, 2005

Emo Bastard

A guy that doesnt exsist. Emos arent bastards. They might be misunderstood by you lesser accepting people out there, but just because they are different does not give you the right to steriotype them as bastards. Emo bastard is not a correct term.

Prep:look at that emo bastard over there, hes such a bastard
Me:why is he a bastard?
Prep: because hes an emo
Me:wtf?

by Emilyyyyyy8vvv November 11, 2006