John, talking to Taco Bell drive-thru worker: "I'll have 4 bean burritos please."
Kareem, sitting next to John in
car: "What the fuck? 4 bean burritos? Damn, you better open all the
windows and the doors while driving or else this
car's going to stink up like a portapotty at the redneck eating contest."
John: "Ay, dawg, chill chill. And listen to my bean burrito chant -
Beans,
beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat 'em, the more you go faster in your go-kart!
Putputputpupupup...vvvvrrrroooooom vvvroom!
Ya heard me, this surplus of methane can be used to inject some extra boost into the exhaust, thus increasing horsepower by about 2.7%. Holla back!"
