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Took the banana

Colloquialism meaning to get screwed, swindled, hustled, tricked or ripped off of significant value by another party. Also used as "Take the banana"
"Verizon offered a $100 rebate on my new phone, but when I got it, it was a VISA gift card, not cash. I really took the banana on that one."
by Bob Monkeyfuck August 26, 2011
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Gray Banana

An occurrence that happens when a male is having vaginal intercourse (usually in bed) and falls asleep with the penis still inserted. The male wakes up to find his flaccid penis soggy and curved, with a gray tint to it - resembling a banana.
Male 1: Dude! Michelle and I were soo tired last night!
Male 2: Did you fuck her?
Male 1: Yeah, but I woke up with a gray banana dude!
by EatMyDictionary June 22, 2016
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Banana Plane

A Vanossgaming reference from the video GTA 5 Online Funny Moments - Under Map Glitch, Epic Fails, White Circle Easter Egg! Not to be confused with Banana Bus.
Vanoss: Look the banana plane!
H20 Delirious: I know a glitch let's use it!
by Publord Corgi July 17, 2018
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Grass Banana

Grass banana means corn, its long and yellow like a banana, but it's a grass!
Mom:"Did you pick up the corn for dinner?"
Son: "What the fuck is corn?"

Mom:"The yellow things hat have a green husk on them!"
Son:"Ohhhh, you mean Grass Banana!"
by Fata$$ August 28, 2017
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banana gaing

by BANANA MASTA February 15, 2017
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The main banana

1. The main point to an idea.
2. You will succeed if you only know this one source of information.

3. The central idea.
1. We will not fail this test if we know the cranial nerves that's The main banana.
2. Never spend your money before you have it, that's the main banana.
by ello122222 June 12, 2018
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squash banana

Crazy Monkey: Asante Sana, SQUASH BANANA
by Kookie Katie April 19, 2018
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