sexual battery

when you do something sexual then throw batteries at them after

INGRID, DON'T EVER SEXUAL BATTERY ME AGAIN. IT DOES NOT 'CHARGE ME UP' LIKE YOU SAID IT WOULD.

by TORIKICKSDICKS August 11, 2008

battle axe

woman of hideous proportians, usually bottle blond with the RIGHT opinion on every thing, so help you God!!

Margaret Thatcher, the battle axe of the Falklands

by goosenard June 30, 2006

battle of the booties

a good competition, an important one. could b sport anything.

the football match on monday was a real battle of the booties - or - the football match on monday was a real booty battle

by petey August 23, 2003

batting material

Batting material is another word for Pornography or Eye candy

Phil is running low on fresh Batting Material, so he gets all angry and tetchy.

by dr.rob May 17, 2004

Battle Shafts

A two or more player game, preferably two, guys whack eachother off and whoever comes first, looses.

D-Wreck:Dude, lets play battle shafts!(said in a really intense powerful tone)
Falex: OK!
*time......*
Falex: Damnit D-Wreck! You always win this game!

by Janebaby May 8, 2009

battered electorate syndrome

A population of voting citizens of a country, state, etc. who consistently vote for candidates whose goals are counter to their own economic, social, health, and educational needs. They can see that these candidates abuse them, but they rationalize it away, blame others for their predicament, & remain crawling loyal to them none the less.

For example, a battered electorate syndrome is exhibited by American white blue collar workers who vote for GOP candidates, completely violating their own economic interests. Even worse, after the GOP candidates woo them through the election, the minute the election is over the GOP is back in bed with the mega-wealthy making promises & coming through on them. The GOP knows they can sweet-talk their electorate into accepting that they must sleep with these billionaires to bring the gifts of trickle down economics to their electorate. Meanwhile the billionnaires are importing their new yachts & firing more employees in their most recent company efficiency overhaul, and of course sending more jobs overseas.

by sudo111 November 21, 2010

Battle Creek

Battle Creek is actually the 3rd biggest city in Michigan by land size coming in just a little smaller than GR. (Don't believe me, google it) It ain't shitz to do in the city club wise cause mf's always acting up but it's still all love and all family. So don't think you can come to the Creek and set up shop. Ask them Detroit and Chicago niccas. But for real it ain't all that bad to live or visit. It's a growing city so keep your eyes peeled.

Battle Creek, also known as Cereal City or the Creek, is home to some 50,000 residences.

by Mr. Idontgiveafuck July 7, 2017