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surprise attack

When you are banging a chick, usually missionary, and ask for doggy. You suddenly put it in the girls butt as a surprise attack. You can either continue with the cowboy and make her TAP OUT or just make her TAP OUT
The definition should be suffice...try it fellas the ass is a tasty treat. Force the surprise attack...it's fun
by bjdr2001 September 7, 2006
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Zack Attack

A person who, despite his best attempts, cannot and will not ever make a funny joke. A "Zack Attack" is also known to eat gefilte fish, tuna, and matzah brie, and the like, as well as the occasional Burger King
Look at that Zack Attack over there, spouting bad jokes and eating pickled herring in the Burger King
by Big Meetch November 29, 2012
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snake attack

to surprise someone.
to come up on someone without any notice.
John snake attacked Greg in paintball and won.
by bitchhhhnigga23874 September 14, 2007
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Shwhack Attack

(n) A term used to describe a sudden act of masturbation, usually for men but some women do enjoy to pull it off.
I don't want to do this calculus homework, I'll just pull a shwhack attack instead.
by ohhhyeah. October 27, 2010
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notification attack

Barraging someones Facebook wall with meaningless posts or comments so that the next time they log in they will have dozens of notifications. This can be very useful in annoying someone, but it takes a lot of time so you should get a life instead.
I have 167 notifications because of Jeremy's notification attack. Doesn't he have anything better to do?
by boyboyboyboyboy December 28, 2011
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Sark Attack

An improved variant of "Icing" that involves a shot of everyone's favorite whiskey, Cutty Sark, rather than Smirnoff Ice. Detailed rules can be found at www.sark-attack.com.
Guess what bro, you've just been Sark Attacked, bottoms up!!!
by Wookie Huntr February 27, 2013
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Distract Attack

When a parent does literally ANYTHING to distract their kid long enough to get something done. EXAMPLE: Making fart noise with mouth so your child will allow you to put clean clothes on them.
I must distract attack my child so he will let me change his MOTHERF***ING PANTS!!!
by Super Dad Zach March 1, 2013
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