angry pirate

To ejaculate in one's eye and simultaneously stomp on their foot. The subject will hop on one leg covering their eye saying "Arrgh"

I picked up a hussy last night and gave her the ole angry pirate.

by Sai H. February 4, 2007

Angry Teddybear

When you fuck a girl in the ass so hard that she bleeds. After you cum, you pull out and wipe your bloody dick on her teddybear. And then punch her when she cries.

"I dont think she is gonna call me back, I gave her the angry teddybear."

by Treyspikes January 24, 2009

Angry Hillbilly

To get head and come in ones mouth before she swallows PIMP SLAP YOUR SKANK AND SHOCK HER IN NECK WITH STUN GUN OR CATTLE PROD THEN CUM WILL FLOW EVER SO GENTLY OUT HER ASS........

To get head and come in ones mouth before she swallows PIMP SLAP YOUR SKANK AND SHOCK HER IN NECK WITH STUN GUN OR CATTLE PROD THEN CUM WILL FLOW EVER SO GENTLY OUT HER ASS........ AKA ANGRY HILLBILLY

by pastor_hillbilly July 24, 2009

angry painter

when having sex with a girl pull your dick out and hit her all over with it till she turns different colors.

man my girl made me mad so i whipped out my dick and gave her an angry painter!

by hewl ya January 20, 2009

Angry Arsenal

This act should be performed if your partner selfishly orgasms (scores) first. You return the favour by first of all taking a shit into each available orifice followed by constant thrusting of every hole, consitently probing until you have jizzed into each orifice. The ultimate goal is to out climax your opponent.

"Dude, last night this girl climaxed before me, so I gave her the angry Arsenal"
"What was the score?"
"13-2"
"No way!"

by FlyingRVP October 16, 2009

Angry Lifeguard

The act of getting fellatio in a pool, and after reaching climax drowning your girlfriend. You then call for the lifeguard to give her mouth to mouth resuscitation, and eventually, she will cough up the ejaculate into the lifeguard's mouth. He will then be pretty angry.

Jim: Yo dude! You see that lifeguard puking up semen!

Sean: Yeah man, he must have gotten the old angry lifeguard.

by theallknowingnostradamus March 14, 2011

The Angry Butcher

The Angry Butcher - Before you begin hang your girlfriends dead lifeless corpse up like a piece of meat, proceed to cut her in half then climb inside and sew her backup from the inside, once you have climaxed eat your way out

You look tasty wanna go somewhere private and do The Angry Butcher

by The Comic November 5, 2012