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alabama spit cup

when chewing tobacco, you peel apart the vagina lips and use it to spit your greasy chew juice into to use as lubrication.
the girl i fucked last night was so dry i gave her the ole alabama spit cup to grease her up a bit.
by billy bob vagina February 11, 2009
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Alabama Black Snake

what i have in my pants. it is also very talented, as it can sing all of the billboard top 50 as well as drive much better than me. its office is larger than mine and its secretary is hotter than mine.
quite frankly, i'm jealous of my alabama black snake.
by steele, john steele April 19, 2004
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Alabama Chips

Noun; phrase used to describe dried up semen that has gone from a liquid to a solid, usually found on the lower back of someone's sexual partner the next day after they passed out face down. Alabama Chips can be found on solid surfaces like a glass table as well.
A guy will tell his friends, "I busted my massive load on her back and I peeled the Alabama Chips off the next day and fed them to her!"
by iceman 69 December 23, 2009
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Alabama Milkshake

When a group of men shit on you continuously and then they proceed to cum on you
Me and Johnny joined in an alabama milkshake
by Fuckboi218 December 10, 2015
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alabama hotcake

the act of taking a dump on a girl's bellybutton (similar to the act of the Stanley Steamer)
"Walter, why did you just give me an Alabama Hotcake? Now im all filthy!"
by John Weinstein April 20, 2008
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Heflin, Alabama

A rural area in Alabama near the GA line, full of hicks and pregnant teenagers. The most exciting time of the year is summer and fall (for football season). You're not allowed to date outside your race unless you're a risk taker and is fine with being disowned from your family. Most guys dip. And girls are either whores or good little Christian girls (whores in disguised).
In Heflin, Alabama, the only exciting thing to do is walking around.
by Pink Money <3 September 18, 2012
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Alabama

Alabama is a beautiful state, despite what you may have heard. The people are extremely nice, until you get to know them. Most people have Southern accents, they get thicker as you go further south. Intelligent people live there, but they are few and far between. The girls are pretty, but wear three pounds of make-up on their face so who knows what they really look like. Most people in Alabama are racist, whether they will admit it or not. People in the south in general are ignorant to the fact that not everyone from the North is a Yankee. Football is loved by all people, but rivalries are WAY to strong. People are very judgmental and talk about people behind their backs. The food is good, as long as you avoid fast food. I don't think we ever went to a fast food place and got exactly what we ordered. The state is full of very caring people, if only they cared about someone other than themselves for a change. Not a soul is caught dead on a Sunday morning anywhere but church. As for school systems, they need work, BAD. People don't accept ideas that don't match their own. Alabama is not full of rednecks like you might think, they are actually full of people who wear expensive clothes and have expensive things and are really shallow and just want people to think they are loaded. I lived in Alabama for many years, and when my friends and I got bored, the most fun thing we could think of was to go to Wal-mart, and you thought you lived in a boring state..
"You damn Yankees come down here and try to change everything."-The neighbor of a guy from the North who was re-doing the landscaping in his yard in Alabama
by SmileyVampire March 30, 2011
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