A tool is someone you hit with your penis in the face with while asleep... You take pictures and post them on line and tell everyone he's a "moe.. moe".... A tool is a guy who everyone doesn't want around because they know he wears diapers, but let him chill because u need a ride to the diaper factory.... A tool is someone who got caught having anal with a dog, he explains it by saying dog reverses to god? What makes him a tool and not a zooerastiaist is he is on the receiving end of the "god" (backwards) sex.... And lastly the top tool is a guy who follows stray dogs and catches the poo from their butts before hitting the ground... What he does with poo is pure toolism! Either covers his genitalia in it, or uses a pastry bag to inject it into his anus, also known as poo insert.
What is that guy doing, leave that dog alone you fucking tool... And put on some clothes, diapers on a millennial is just wrong!
by King-of-the-whifes February 1, 2025
Get the Toolmug. by Indian In A Tp May 15, 2018
Get the tool pushermug. by KatiePansy February 27, 2011
Get the Toolmug. Normally a guy who thinks he isn't a hipster, or a tool, but listens to a lot of Spotify playlists called Indie Electronic, plays Ultimate Frisbee, and is not able to hit on girls.
by Marmarbrinks May 15, 2015
Get the hipster toolmug. Refers to both males and females who try too hard to belong to a certain clique and are usually used by normal people who hate them. Most tools and douchers alike are commonly known to have severe low self esteem and suffer a short person complex. The girlfriend of a male tool is AKA a "tool box."
"Buffalo wild wings" often harbors these tools and douchers and are commonly seen there watching MMA championships and UFC. The female tools are often tanorexic, sport a tacky belly button ring, french mani's and pedi's, over bleach their teeth and enjoy being berated by their tool boyfriends. The male tool is also tanorexic and sports some sort of a spikey gel hair-do called a "Frohawk" which gives the tool that "Just out of my mom's vagina" look. Both male and female tools sport some kind of tribal tattoos and both shop at "The Buckle."
"Buffalo wild wings" often harbors these tools and douchers and are commonly seen there watching MMA championships and UFC. The female tools are often tanorexic, sport a tacky belly button ring, french mani's and pedi's, over bleach their teeth and enjoy being berated by their tool boyfriends. The male tool is also tanorexic and sports some sort of a spikey gel hair-do called a "Frohawk" which gives the tool that "Just out of my mom's vagina" look. Both male and female tools sport some kind of tribal tattoos and both shop at "The Buckle."
"Dude, I'm bored. Go ask the tool if you can pee on him."
"The new guy they hired is a real tool. He's been tooling around trying to find himself a new toolbox."
"I ain't wearing no Affliction shirt! It's way too tight and I look like a tool!"
"The new guy they hired is a real tool. He's been tooling around trying to find himself a new toolbox."
"I ain't wearing no Affliction shirt! It's way too tight and I look like a tool!"
by anathema June 10, 2013
Get the toolmug. Someone who is sketched out to the point you have to declare that he or she is a tool, because once your a tool your always a tool
by Tom Stein beaver February 21, 2009
Get the Toolmug. Tool" is just a slang term for penis. It also has other meanings like Calling someone a "tool" is a less profane way of calling them a "dick" or "cock" or "prick". Or a asshole
1: yo bro stop being a damn tool and throw away your fucking trash man.
2: Me and And Ashley had sex last night I put my Tool in her :)
2: Me and And Ashley had sex last night I put my Tool in her :)
by Beverly Jokesmen August 6, 2024
Get the Toolmug.