Brunie Chad

A specific type of Chad as there is the misconception that a Chad is a blonde-haired alpha male guy. A Brunie Chad is the typical douchebag with brown to dark brown hair and some form of facial hair, be it a cum-trickle of hair to a full on pooh pooh beard. Whenever you see a really cute girl in public or on social media, they are typically dating, married to, knocked up by or already had a couple of kids with these assholes. These guys try to take on some organic, hipster persona to win over the cute artsy girls, but act like complete phonies in the process.
Man, I was really hitting off with this cute, artsy brunette girl that I met at a coffee shop, but surely enough, her douchey Brunie Chad boyfriend came out of nowhere, PDAed her and I felt like I just wasted my time.
by T-Rex75 March 26, 2024
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chad tech

A Football Fusion tech that retarded new gens use
TheGlobalQBbuddy: Omg I death boosted with chad tech!
d0gexz: nigga what
by RobloxParker2008 May 01, 2021
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Chad Savage

Going absolute beast mode. Most commonly seen in males who are known as "alpha". Chad Savage's are known to reck and get all the ladies. "You haven't experience life until you have been a Chad Savage" -Martin Luther King J.R.
Dude I just went totally Chad Savage in Class a minute ago.
by Turtledj14 May 31, 2015
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Ted Chad

Ted x Chad combines the alpa-like characteristics of a Korean male and stereotypical white frat bro in his 20s always throwing down, shotgunning beers like there is no tomorrow.

Mr. Stealyogirl will black out with his cock out and wake up with your bitch.
Gook: Yo Ted Chad wanna get some drinks?
Ted Chad: Nah bro, (throws gang signs), Imma make some bulgogi and kimchi, pop a xan and bang a hoe
by GOOKBOIS June 24, 2024
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chads kettle

the art of pouring pissing in your parters vagina, then getting your dog to lick it clean. the world record for the quickest time was 24 seconds.
jerome- bro i just tried the chads kettle

ben- na no way
by Ew_Its_Jason April 23, 2022
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Hanging Chad

After you take an explosive shit, and you flush, there’s still a piece of turd left clinging to the side or back of the toilet bowl.
After flushing, I noticed a Hanging Chad on the back of the toilet bowl
by Rinoia December 20, 2022
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Hanging-Chad

When someone posts a random question and the comments are full of wrong answers by everybody, including me, and the original poster never comes back to the comments with the REAL answer.
Dang, did Scoob ever come back with an answer to that post that got like, 200 comments?

Nah... he smoked a bunch of homegrown and forgot what the original answer was... it was, "A Hanging-Chad,"...
by mysticklemom May 04, 2021
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