Jason Cunningham

Dirty Jew who looks for any penny he can find.

Jason Cunningham found a penny. So he dove into the water to get it.

by Lololpolicesuckdonuts May 6, 2014

Jason

A really dumb kid who sucks at fortnite oh wait I can't say that word I'll get copyrighted!!

Jason you suck at fertnite!!

by FERTNITEBRUHHHH October 29, 2019

jason harvey

Guy from Mansfield Texas that won't put up with anyone ,he will call you out and will not back down from anthiing or anyone ..

Did you see that guy try to fight Jason he got hurt for confronting him for no reason that guy jason Harvey a mean sob...

by Jason Harvey from texas December 12, 2019

Jason

Slang referencing an extremely good looking Asian man who works a female coworker with an infrequent shower schedule. Let’s call her “Amy”

God, Jason is sooo good looking and Amy hasn’t showered all week!!!

by Smelly Coworker January 27, 2023

Jason Bateman

When you take a shit and follow up with a shower.

While on vacation I was able to achieve a Jason Bateman before the terminal home

by John Lylo September 11, 2023

Jason

A name that girls get obsessed about. A Jason doesn’t put any interest. He keeps his peace of mind and enjoys hanging out with friends. He is very social and out going, but he also likes being home playing video games.

Kenya: “Litzy you see that guy over there. What’s his name?”
Litzy: “OMG! YES! His name is Jason. He overwhelms me with his presence, but I never can get his attention. Which, makes me want him even more!👉🏽👈🏽😍”

by Anonymous Savage December 1, 2021

Jason Eyster

Probably the most fruitiest man you will ever meet. legend has it that he has taken the most .. you know what.. up the you know what. he will try to take your boyfriend so watch out girls.

Alex: why are you acting so jason eyster
Lui: what’s that mean?
Alex: you’re acting fruity

by Greg Hamilton September 7, 2020