Jessica Green

An Australian film actress & fashion model that can probably surf better than you can.=)

RandomNetUser: Who's that Jess chick on instagram that beat out Jessica Alba?

AnotherNetUser: That's Jessica Green, an aussie celeb

RandomNetUser: ... daaaayum brb, need some alone time

AnotherNetUser: perv

by aliaz January 17, 2013

green shorts

Slang/code name or marijuana

Yo man you got green shorts?

by jose ando October 3, 2006

Green Mushroom

As in the Mario series when one gains a green mushroom the words "one up" flash on the screen, this is when you tell a story and someone else tries to tell a story better than you.

John: "i once skydived"

Bob: "yeah well i skydived and shot 4 ninjas whilst slaying a dragon and throwing the ring into Mt. Doom."

John: "Green Mushroom me again and you die."

by jameswilson December 22, 2009

That Green Nut

Part of Walmart's Great Value arsenal of fine food products, in this instance packaged to resemble pistachio ice cream. Goes well in a bowl, waffle cone, or sprinkled liberally with Shrek and The Hulk references.

"Hey, I'm trying to make sure we have everything for the party. Which ice cream do you think Fiona would prefer?"
"Oh, she's a huge fan of That Green Nut."

by Thickicka September 3, 2018

my green

unconditional fantasy love for someone that they don't even know your name, yet, it's very beautiful because your best memories are them.

Do you have your green?

Yes, my green is Stray Kids!
Well, that's sound nice, mine is Levi from Attack on Titan.

by pitpapitpiu January 7, 2021

iced-green

Smalltime, up-and-coming rapping act Nicholas 'Iced' Green. A Bad-ass mofo from the heartlands of Sussex, one to watch for the next king of the UK rap scene.

Also used to describe one as extremely cool...

"Your as ice as green"

by Sudlow June 14, 2004

Alfie Green

I feel green, that weed is so dense.

"That green is thick man"
"Holy crap that weed is so dense i cant think"
Yep you've given yourself an "Alfie Green"

by bbksurfacing January 3, 2019