Outswiped yourself

When the actual content of a dating profile intensifies the first impression.
You’ve outswiped yourself here, might just be too attractive for your own good.
by DCGrin December 21, 2017
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Snooker Yourself

The act of sitting down on your own balls.
Oooh, Kyren won't be happy as he sits down in his chair—you don't want to snooker yourself, do you Dennis?
by Outis Katagelastos May 05, 2024
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Fuck yourself whore

Fuck yourself whore
Fuck yourself whore. I'm the only one who matters here.
by Hym Iam December 04, 2020
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Narcing yourself out

Making a big deal out of saying you definitely didn’t do something or have to do with something, therefore inadvertently revealing your culpability. See: the 11 House Republicans who sent a long letter to telecoms threatening legal action if their phone records get released to the House Select Committee investigating the January 6th Attack on the US Capitol, even though they totally had nothing to do with it, you’re not going to find anything anyway.
Lauren and Matt, you need to stop telling everyone you didn’t have anything to do with the big plan, you’re narcing yourself out!
by MrFahrenheitMF September 06, 2021
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National Shit Yourself Day

May 1st is the day where you must shit one self profusely, up until the point where your pants are overflowing with shit.
1: Hey are your pants filled with shit too, since its National Shit Yourself Day?

2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there
by poopiefart123 November 02, 2021
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