A socially awkward, typically college aged male who doesn't fit into a particular peer group, except with other zools.
Zools play poker in their parent's basement and split 2 beers between 4-6 guys and get drunk from this. This is likely happening when events like Homecoming or the prom are going on. Zools also are generally smarter than their peers, and when they become successful in their career or financially, they turn into douchebags. But deep inside, they're always a zool.
Zools play poker in their parent's basement and split 2 beers between 4-6 guys and get drunk from this. This is likely happening when events like Homecoming or the prom are going on. Zools also are generally smarter than their peers, and when they become successful in their career or financially, they turn into douchebags. But deep inside, they're always a zool.
"Remember that zool from the dining hall who had the Eddie Money T-shirt and a Pac Man bookbag? He's ben retired since 45 and lives in Boca now."
by Rudy Hobbes Calvin May 19, 2021
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by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004
Get the zoolander mug.someone who, like Derek Zoolander, is afraid to or is incapable of making a left turn, but with driving instead of modeling
person 1: "I actually took the time to make 3 right turns to avoid a left turn...."
person 2: "You're such a Zoolander driver"
person 1: "Can we go a different way? My mom's got a thing against left turns. It's weird."
person 2: "She's a Zoolander driver alright."
person 2: "You're such a Zoolander driver"
person 1: "Can we go a different way? My mom's got a thing against left turns. It's weird."
person 2: "She's a Zoolander driver alright."
by Kbrod June 10, 2011
Get the Zoolander driver mug.The definition of Zoolander according to eponymous movie is "an empty vessel, a shallow, dumb, vacuous, moron". In the movie, Zoolander lives only for himself and to be recognized as the greatest model.
This description aptly describes a soccer player, Cristiano Ronaldo who described himself as "handsome, rich, and a great player!"
This description aptly describes a soccer player, Cristiano Ronaldo who described himself as "handsome, rich, and a great player!"
After yet another penalty, Cristiano aka Penaldo, did his Zoolander pose again as if he just scored the goal of the century.
by Zeus is the Lord August 13, 2016
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David: "Do you think that concealed gun holster is a bison scrotum?"
Observer: David is a real zoologenitaliaphile. He thinks everything is animal dicks and balls and such.
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David: "Do you think that concealed gun holster is a bison scrotum?"
Observer: David is a real zoologenitaliaphile. He thinks everything is animal dicks and balls and such.
by W00ki3Gr3g June 29, 2017
Get the zoologenitaliaphile mug.David was robbed by the high school band and proceeded to perform the czechoslovakian zoologist on all their pets
by DirtyJersey315 August 6, 2022
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