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Evil mantis from 1960s superhero show '
space Ghost' recently appears in 'Space Ghost Cost to Cost','The Brak Show'and'Cartoon Planet'
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Zorato

A mythical reptilian/insectoid creature from the volcanic-swamp planet of Tyra'Usi.

The natives of the planet Tyra'Usi, the Tirothens, talk of an ancient creature that once plundered the lands of this world. They describe Zorato to be anywhere from seven feet and three inches to seven feet and eight inches in height, said to be around two thousand pounds in weight, and has the length of eleven feet from extended mandibles to tail.

The literal meaning of Zorato Styrano, in the Tirothen tounge, means 'Underground Reaper' or 'Reaper of the Underground'.

The myth of this creature is very ancient to the natives of Tyra'Usi and say Zorato is a god of destruction and underworld. The story of Zorato goes back to the golden age of Tyra'Usi, or what the Tirothens call this period of time, 'Tinira Assui', which literally means 'Great Time'. The capital city of Tyra'Usi, Syunia'Yuia, fell victim to great destruction during the time of religious ceremony at night. During this time, Syunia'Yuia was remembered having large earthquakes where buildings would cave into themselves, and the natives ran around in confusion and fear. Then a large beast with scythe-like claws would explode out of the ground with a loud pitched noise and take the confused down into the darkness again, to never be seen again.

By dawn the city was in ruins and the only reminder of this nightmarish creature is the once proud city of Syunia'Yuia, which is now to this day in ruins. Fear that the creature now known as Zorato would come and take them into the ground again never see the light of day again.

Though this creature was never reportedly seen again, the natives of Tyra'Usi still remember the dark creature of the ground. After that day many, many years ago, Zorato has always been blamed for earthquakes by the Tirothen priests, and was taken as a sign of anger from Zorato.

A religious book, much similar to our Holy Bible, called 'Issa Ty Zorato', which literally means 'Book of Zorato', has been written with many prophecys of the death that Zorato has caused. Religious ceremonys are held at night every two days. A eleven foot hole is dug and sacrifical offers are offered to, Zorato Styrano, the Underground Reaper, or the god of destruction and underworld.
"Eysia'Eta euir fedeil kyialis Zorato wetia'caya za?"
by Zorato October 29, 2004
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Zozan

She is an ok girl that everyone can learn to like she is mean and nice and and funny and if you knew a Zozan you would be happy
Zozan is an awesome person
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zornberg

A nudist colonist.
a rather odd man with a huge pair of trousers.
a teacher.
mayor bloombergs grandpa.
new dorps # 1 teacher.
a blunt or philly.
a fine rolled cigar made of 100% columbian cocaine mixed with 30% of India's finest elephant tobacco.
a great smoke.
yo u wanna smoke a zornberg after class tomorro?
yo i got a six pound zornberg.
man zornbergs are the shizzzat/
i want some pornrows and pornbread along wit dis zornberg.
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zoan

cases: zoan (present tense verb), zoaned *zo-and* (past tense verb), zoanic *zo-aynic* (adjective)

to zoan, is to ponder something radically fantastic (in most cases also unrealistic)

to have zoaned is to concieve the final product of the amazing pondering. if your zoaning hasn't yet resulted in a final zoanic thought or idea then you would say "i was zoaning" as opposed to "i zoaned"

zoanic the describing word describing an idea that was zoaned or something that could have been zoaned but achieved through mere imagining
i'm zoaning a mystical creature that lives in the earths core. its a living tree that's flowers are intense 100000000 degree celcius flowers

the name is derived from two brilliant zoanic geniuses of contemplative awesomeness
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zornophobia

Fear of opening up the Chicago Tribune and reading another lame editorial by Eric Zorn, who often merely cuts and pastes other writer's editorials and passes it off as solid journalism.
The Chicago Tribune began to lose thousands of readers in August, the cause of which was attributed to zornophobia.
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zarand

A city in the province of Kerman, Iran.
Hey man i used to live in zarand for 7 years. i even was there when the earthquake happened.
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