zoot cat

some one who is invited to have some draws on a zoot but totally 'cats it out' and takes the piss having loads of draws and giving it back near the roach

jezzzzz dont bun my whole zoot you zoot cat

by bowwzzzzzz January 10, 2010

Zoot O'clock

when ur having a zoot with the boys and its lit 100 af

mate whats the time
its zoot o'clock fammmmmmmm
aww lit bruv

by olejj September 27, 2016

zoot suit

A suit that the rich pimps wear, Usaully with a top hat to indicate their experience in the field.

That nigga rolled up behind me in his zoot suit and jumped my ass for messing with his ho.

by T-dogg1987 November 22, 2006

Zoot Suit

A condom that is way too large for your puny cock.

Excuse me, my zoot suit is slipping again

by Hugh G Rection October 30, 2003

Zoot deficiency

When you need a zoot (spliff) before your body gets sad and hates you

Holy shit Im suffering from Zoot deficiency

by Zoot deficiency October 4, 2017

zoot chute

The nose, and more specifically the nostrils. One can get zooted by snorting enough cocaine, and therefore the nostrils are the chute through which one gets zooted.

I was going to save some of the eight-ball I bought last night but I snorted it all right up the ol' zoot chute.

by ozdndsinussd October 10, 2017

zoot your zot

Variation of the slang term "shoot your shot" used by students at the University of California, Irvine (particularly on the UCI subreddit r/UCI and the "UCI Confessions" Facebook page) typically referring to the act of asking someone out on a date, getting their phone number, or making any similar attempt at becoming "more than friends"/engaging in a romantic relationship with them.

Generally used in the context of attempting to get with someone seen as "out of your league" or someone with whom you rarely interact and have little connection outside of sharing a common class, organization, commute, living situation, etc.

The phrase comes from a linguistic corruption of the parent expression "shoot your shot" in which the word "shot" is replaced by the rhyming UCI slang term "zot" and the word "shoot" is modified accordingly for alliterative emphasis.

I think you should zoot your zot, even if you think she's too pretty and smart for you. You never know.

by UCIAdmin February 2, 2019