Zoner

a boner you get in the middle of class when you stop paying attention and let your mind wander

-Can you come up to the board and write your answer?
-Oh, uhhh. I can't
-why not?
-well i was just daydreaming and now i have a pretty stark zoner.

by The Arsenator October 16, 2009

Zoknerfork

A word you use when you want to be as random as the great Kirbybot2000!

Hey how ya doin, zoknerfork!?

by Kirbybot2000 November 15, 2003

Zooker

A term used for a new employee at a Zoo. The word is commonly used in an insulting way to shame those who are inexperienced with the animals.

The word was coined by Reddit user:
custydash

Apparently at this zoo, feeding the elephants is a hazing all new zookers have to go through.

by A_Pacifist August 22, 2017

Zooker

Someone suffering from drug abuse and depression. Usually throws tantrums and is unstable in public. Having very little social skills.

Jeremy - Wow what happened to Eman, he wasnt like that a few years ago

Eric- Yeah he turned into a zooker. Its all the drugs.

by Johnthestuddmuffin November 2, 2011

z-zoners

some1 who can't choose if they're a rock heart or a goth, e.g they luv rock bands such as red hot chili peppers but at the same time bands like stone-sour and slipknot. If u get called a goth becuase u luv heavy metal and stuff and get called a rock heart at the same time, my friend, ur a z-zoner. I know it sounds stupid but my best friend is excactly like this and so am I

kid.1, dude i can't choose between RHCP and slipknot
kid.2 dude don't care thats being a z-zoner
kid.1 sweet we're z-zoners lol

by Proton August 25, 2006

Zoner

zoner: related to the common term, boner, is used when ur zipper on your jeans, jacket, ect. is sticking up.

friend 1: i think you zipper likes me.
friend 2: wtf? y would my zipper like you?
friend 1: because its having a zoner!!!

by chargerlvrbroncohatr November 22, 2009

zober

the art of not being stoned.

zober is to stoned
as
sober is to drunk

God damn, I only just became zober.

by dudley November 18, 2004