Zed

Meant to describe speed or movement within a word

"That car insert definition-zed'ed around the corner"

by Joku_Mathieu January 22, 2024

Zed

how that one annoying teacher says "Z" just because they want to be different.

doubliu,eks,vai and Zed

by wrympire December 4, 2018

Zeds

A non-Maori citizen of New Zealand, currently serving in the NZ Armed Forces. The name transfers to the veterans as well.

Hey, Chief! Check the Zeds. They are doing the Haka with bayonets!

by ESWS1990 December 31, 2018

zed

The new subordinate article with an irregular conjugation. It can be used for dramatic emphasis. It is used directly in lieu of a "that", the" or "those" when referencing a noun, noun phrase, or subject that has been mentioned before. It cannot be used for "that", "the" or "those" if the noun, noun phrase, or subject hasn't yet been stated. It doesn't matter whether or not the noun, noun phrase, or subject was referenced paired with an article.

A song was played and zed song was beautiful.
No one could find the parts and zed parts were very important.

by Little.Fire September 19, 2018

big Zeds

From the New Zealand vernacular, meaning to be soundly asleep.
Also written, "big Zzzeds"

Where's Rawiri?
Mate, he's conked out. Can't you hear the Big Zeds coming from the bedroom?

by MatildaCleverClogs August 27, 2022

Zed

Early 1800s - Term used be invading french to demonize and displace the native Canadians. Commonly referred to as "Zeros" "Zeds". Last in everything

Look at that stupid Zed.

by Piceous November 22, 2022

Zed’s Dead

It’s not the question that matters.

It’s the Intention.

That means, why question All?

There’s much better questions.

A: “Why is that man running?”
Z: “I don’t know.”

A: “His shorts are falling…”
Z: “okay, Zed.”

A: “Do you think he…”
Z: “Zed’s dead, baby.”

Distractions cause accidents.

Let the driver drive, please.

Choose your lane. Hope you’re safe.

by MichyLaMichy May 19, 2022