Zander

Zander is the Greatest boy you will ever meet! He doesn't know it, but the people in his life love him. He is a sweet, sensitive guy. He is so adorable. If you meet a Zander, he is the one. He has brown hair and blue/green eyes. He always tries to do what is right no matter what. He is intelligent and tells the best jokes. He is that guy that all the girls want, but never ask out. He doesn't date jerks, so if you want him, you have to be nice.

A: Hey. Did you hear about what happened last night?
Girl 2: No. What happened?
A: Zander asked me out!
A: I think he's the one!
Girl 2: I'm so happy for you!

by That One Rando March 7, 2021

Zander

The biggest and baddest chupapi in the world. Zander is the best at everything you can think of.If Zander and Chuck Norris met Chuck Norris would be his bitch.

That guy is a real Zander

by Chupapo Chupapi Munanyo May 5, 2021

Zakeria

Zakeria has some good Pussy and she doesn’t share it with everybody . She is also very loyal and faithful and she likes someone named Jordan

Zakeria likes bears.

by Zakeria June 5, 2018

Dirty Zander

A person who is a genius. They will get married and have a hot wife/ handsome husband. Will have 2 kids.

You can say oh what a dirty Zander and it’s a compliment

by Jonathon Beth April 17, 2020

Zander

A amazing guy with a beautiful personality and many fantastic features. He is romantic and faithful. If u ever find a zander hold on to it as long as possible

That guy is so hot, he is Zander
I love Zander so much

by L/call/me July 22, 2018

Zander

The highest level of neurological flaw. He seems to be gay. He is also very creepy. He wears his pants inside out and only washes the bottom half of him in the shower. He is legally insane and has aneurisms often. When he was taken into the neurologist, he screamed, acted like a rabid animal, and tore the neurologists socks off and used them as ear covering. He was expelled from school because he would often get in fights with other students and teachers verbally and physically, vandalism, lack of understanding, use of meth, creepily stocking students and teachers, making threats while holding a rusty kitchen knife, pulling the fire alarm, violating the dress code, swearing at students and teachers, and exiting and entering the school many times through the window. His mother abandoned him at age 11 for obvious reasons. The police once tried to take him to an insane asylum, but when they weren't looking he broke out of the cuffs (he was high on meth and didn't feel the pain) and jumped out the window while they were going over and landed in the water. He now lives his life in prison where he should stay.

If life ever punishes to the extent of introducing you to a Zander, there is still hope, just run away as far as you can and start a new life, whatever's wrong with you can be fixed.

by John W. Doe December 27, 2021

Zander

The best dude you will ever meet. He is awesome, beast at FortNite, and he is a big chicken nugget. He is ALMOST up for anything, especially when it comes to FortNite.

Zander, the savior/king of the Chicken Nugget Clan.

by unknowngenius24 June 3, 2018