fist yourself

Similar to "fuck yourself" but replaced with a more graphic term which increases the vulgarity. ..to "fist yourself" literally would to actually insert your clenched fist into your own vagina/anus.

John: hey, Bradie, you look like you've had too much to drink tonight, hand over your keys.

Bradie:.. fist yourself

by aNoN69 May 27, 2005

relieving yourself

Relieving one's self is a polite way of saying "peeing". For example "He proceeded to relieve him self against a tree" or "She had remove herself from the dinner table momentarily to relieve herself".

Could you excuse me?, I have to relieve myself. Hence "relieving yourself"

by DarthSkater July 13, 2014

Be Yourself

To be yourself is one of the hardest things to do! People may come along and you want to be them but you are who you are and it’s for a good reason. To be yourself is to have whatever job you want with whatever friends you want. To be yourself is not only to be nice but to thoughtful and fun!! So do whatever you want because you are you and nothing can change that.

Maya just be yourself

by Me06 April 23, 2018

Top yourself

To kill yourself

Renton: "You feel so fucking low, you want to fucking top yourself."

by blaiselynn March 5, 2012

prepare yourself

When you tell your opponent to prepare for you, when you fully prepared, and ready to challenge anyone and anything.

Person1: Prepare yourself!
Person2: Come at me! My body is ready!

by Solid Eagle March 28, 2016

lou's yourself

to consume Caribou Lou to the point that all hell breaks loose

if you keep on drinkin' the lou at that pace you will lou's yourself.... you have been warned

by J. Pads March 1, 2010

ban yourself

The self-directed act of saying no to compulsions that interfere with ones health and happiness. To quit or stop bad behavior.

Ban yourself from casino gambling.
Ban yourself from smoking.
Ban yourself from using drugs.
Ban yourself from eating junk food.

by Spence Moon January 29, 2007