Yeti Mask

Very similar to the Gorilla Mask, the Yeti Mask involves removing aged grey and/or white pubic hairs and applying them firmly on a freshly facialled face so they stick to the face resembling a White Gorilla or Yeti.

Grandpa Joe: I was just having sex with Grandma and I Yeti Masked her.
Jonny: What's a Yeti Mask?
Grandpa Joe: It's when you rip out your old man pubes after giving her a facial and throw it on her face.
Jonny: I want to be Yeti Masked!!!

by Sweet Tangerine July 19, 2009

trim the yeti

the act of having a significant other cut/buzz/shave the hair off of a man's back and/or shoulders.

I asked my wife if she had time to trim the yeti because i'm going swimming tomorrow.

by dscott April 23, 2006

sticky yeti

The act of cumming on a girls face and then putting her in the freezer for about 5 minutes and she comes out with frozen cum all over her face and angry like a yeti

Dude, you shouldve have seen the sticky yeti i pulled on Karly last night, boy was she angry.

by Elijah Gillette November 15, 2011

THE MUDDY YETI

WHEN YOU GET A GIRL SO DRUNK THAT SHE SHITS HERSELF WHILE STANDING UP. THE SHIT RUNS INTO HER HAIRY PUSSY RESEMBLING A DIRTY YETI

YO' DUDE! I GOT THIS GIRL SO WASTED THAT SHE GAVE HERSELF THE MUDDY YETI " IT WAS FUCKIN' SICK BUT I BANGED HER ANYWAY

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009

Desert Yeti

1) Homeless looking, nasty, smelly, fat ass ugly bitches in 29 Palms California who attempt to seek affection in a dark environment (a club or bar) and look like a Yeti in the light.
2) Warning!!! there are stories of these "Desert Yetis'" following around their prey and harrassing their victims by conversation or any other possible means.

Thompson!!! You know what I am talking about!!

by Big Yo October 7, 2003

yeti muff

When a woman's pubic hair is so bushy and wiry it resembles that of a Yeti.

The density of her yeti muff left me with short term PTSD, and one mild abrasion.

by DirtWorshiper November 13, 2019

Yeti Fur

Lavishly wooly, bushy, 1970’s style pussy hair.

Yo ho! Trim dat yeti fur. Damn!

Her yeti fur was sticking out all sides of her granny panties.

An Eskimo could make a coat out of that yeti fur you are sporting.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019