yeesus

The nigga Jesus always wanted to be but couldn't

"Yeesus Christ you scared me"

by Trumpinator April 13, 2016

yeeshed

Generally fucked in terms of injury or intoxication

Bobby: "Yo bro i took 18 benadryls im literally yeeshed rn"
Crusty: "Damn"
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Bobby: "my ankle is yeeshed bro i can barely walk"
Crusty: "Damn"

by BobbyJuul June 6, 2019

Yeetus My Meatus

An enigmatic racing driver who's claim to fame dates back to March 2020 during the official Formula 1 #Challenge Lando event, in which a selection of F1 fans were chosen to take part in a race against Formula 1 driver Lando Norris. One such "lucky fan" was the infamous Yeetus_My_Meatus who rose to fame after not only hitting Lando around on the opening lap, but causing him to spin later on in the race. After a making Norris look like a Sunday driver in the lower echelons of club-level motor-racing, Yeetus went on to finish an amazing 3rd place. However since then, this mysterious personality has disappeared from the mainstream audience, leading to the continuous demand of their return with the hashtag #ChallengeYeetus and #BringBackYeetus.

Nobody officially knows what may have happened to this legendary super-being, but all can guess is that they are almost certainly not a fan of Lando.

"Yeetus My Meatus closes the door!" - Jack Nicholls, 2020

by BaldoNorris1999 July 22, 2020

Yeetus Cleatus

Zack you’re not funny

Zack Ellis thinks he’s funny when he says “Yeetus Cleatus”

by Lol, 69 September 2, 2019

yebus

Its like "yes," but slightly more enthusiastic.

Yall just see that river? YEBUS.
Yebus.ryanhoward

by ryfly10 September 20, 2008

Yeetusnt'd

Past tense of the word yeetusn't. Ex-Yeetusn't. After a yeetusnt Has commited either skeet and yeet, yeet, or yote the will have ascended to the realm of the superior yeetus

Carl is a yeetusnt'd. He has ascended to the realm of the Yeetus

by ultraagent October 10, 2018

Yeester

A yeester is when a friend repeatedly punches you in the anus as hard as they can vigorously, similar to sheester in which one repeatedly slaps a males balls with the metal end of a fly swat.

Jordan: "last night I was in the bathroom and Malachi kicked down the door and yeestered my until my butthole turned purple and green."
Mason: " well he sheestered me in my sleep so hard that he scared the crabs back up into my stomach hair."

by Speedythecrackbaby December 8, 2018