Yahoo Answers

A worthless, chaotic and downright useless source for information. A breeding ground for thirteen year olds, whiny crybabies on both sides of the political spectrum and arrogant, supercilious nimrods who think they’re the peak of human brilliance because they’ve answered enough questions to be on “Level 90” or some such number even though such an achievement requires the right quantity–not quality–of their answers.

While it is not without its flaws, Quora is a much better website to turn to for answers to your questions. Yahoo Answers can hang.

by Arthur Van Graff February 24, 2018

Yahoo

Yahoo is an uneducated person with a backwoods mentality.

Yahoo! shows its real stupid backwoods mind when somebody tries to get help at Yahoo! Help

by bobby dias June 30, 2007

YahooGoogleMSN.com

a very usefull tool that compares search results from 3 major search engines in one window side by side.

man, i searched for "fuck" on YahooGoogleMSN.com and results differ in Yahoo and Google

by azim March 14, 2007

yahooing

Looking up information on the internet using the yahoo search engine.

facebook status: Yahooing weather or not Dolly Parton had breast augmentation.

by Margparty June 6, 2009

Yahooze

The Word YAHOOZE is a Nigerian word that orginates from the word Yahoo.The yahooze here represent the whole internet.It is the act of using internet to earn your money.Yahooze also has its dance steps.

A company that is established and operates online is praticing Yahooze . A typical example is Yahooze.org

by www.yahooze.org January 1, 2009

Yahoo Answers

The website people use if they have low self esteem and want to bitch about it to people willing to listen to them on the internet.

Person Bitching on Yahoo Answers: OMG SOMEONE HELP ME I HAVE THIS PROBLEM WHERE I THROW UP WHENEVER I EAT LARGE PORTIONS OF FOOD AND I THINK I MIGHT DIE FROM THIS PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!
Person Answering Question: Grow some balls and man up no one gives a shit. n00b.

by Buttfart Dickrape September 27, 2009

The Yahoo Apocalypse

BAD THINGS HAPPENING TO THE INTERNET!

The Yahoo Apocalypse has started be aware that people aren't as interested as answering your questions like they used to. Be very aware sport, your becoming less important to the public. It's because of the pigeons that this whole mess started. Now I don't quite understand the problem, really nothing to worry about everything is gonna be fine, yes yes don't fear it's just the fact that your now less important to me. That's right I don't care what questions you have.
Yeah now you feel sad, now you and a bunch of other people have just tasted the Apocalypse, that the pigeons have started. Yes I'm talking about those demons that don't fly away when your near them, that's simply because they don't fear us. Now don't go blaming yahoo...I can't afford to get sued. Its the pigeons that you should blame! We will all die if we don't stand up and say NO MORE, I'm not gonna sit there while you walk around me corrupting my internet, NO SIR!
PLEASE! won't you come stand with me because in front of those covered in pigeon poo cars will be me. Yes I'm not a stranger, no I don't mean any danger, and yes I want to be a Texas ranger. So get up now, yes you with the key board but down your mouse, stop doing your paper work and spend some time with your kids. The Apocalypse is coming baby! I just want you to be ready, yes you in the blue shirt your my closest friend...
The Protector Is Here No need To Fear

sources:Me...you couldn't get this anywhere else

by Quincy Wolfe/REAL NAME! October 3, 2011