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double xp weekend

when a virgin or nonvirgin with little sexual experience takes on two guys at once or separately in one weekend. they gain some serious xp and probably rank up to level 2 slut in the making.
We can help her shake off that rust. lets organize a double xp weekend and get her back on the right path.
by WeinerRedeemer May 31, 2010
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Windows XP Black Screen

The time where you're getting in to the computer, you figure you'd listen to some tunes and finally, a big FAT BLACK screen appears. If anyone tries to look it this up to see if this is troubleshooting, try searching the Yahoo engine.
"I'm so sick of it. The Windows XP Black Screen happens everytime I am on the computer for along time!"
by Kevin Souice January 24, 2006
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Windows Xp

A version of windows now commonly known as the reason people don't wont to buy a Titan Xp graphics card. The reason this is true is because Windows Xp is just another piece of shit operating system "hem hem windows 7 hem hem" Sorry about that i have anti windows itus.
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Aug, 1, 2017

I just built a brand new computer when my friend asked me what operating system it had I said windows Xp. Then he shot my balls off stole the computer and put Linux on it. "sob sob"
by Geek_Squad_999 August 1, 2017
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double xp sleep

When you don’t have work but still somehow wake up at 7am so you decide to beat your dick and go back to bed only to wake up at 4pm and beat your dick again.
Dude, I don’t have work tomorrow. Might have to get in some double xp sleep while I have the chance.
by Sköl July 18, 2019
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Windows NT XP

by YusufT19 May 12, 2019
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Dell XPS

A high-end desktop/laptop intended for people who don't want to look as if they have a gaming PC. Versions with good graphics cards can run nearly all intensive games under minimum system requirements and many under recommended requirements.
Fred: I want a gaming laptop that does not make me look like a kid
Andrew: Get a Dell XPS. Make sure to get an SSD because those load in like four seconds.
by AFN7 December 1, 2017
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Windows XP

The best operating-system in the history of mankind. If you still use it today, you're cool as f**k!
Peter: Which operating-system do you use?
William: I recently upgraded to Windows 10.
Peter: LOL, Pathetic! I still use Windows XP because I'm not a pussy like you. Instead, I'm drowning in it. Now grow some balls and downgrade to XP!
William: You're totally right! I'll do it right now!
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