Wetting the dirt

The act of ejaculating on a dried poopy butthole. Therefore moisturizing “the dirt”.

“Hey man I’ve had the shits all week and ran out of toilet paper and now my butthole is poopy and dry, you mind wetting it for me?”
“Brother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”

by The turdburgalar January 3, 2021

wettie

a man who greets any woman he meets with a hug, typically white men who wear stand out clothing such as bright unusual coloured bomber jackets which give off homo vibes

Yo kallum, Joe just hugged that bird! what a wettie!

by CrackheadPatrol May 5, 2023

seat wetting

When a girl becomes wet or cums she is 'seat wetting'.

There's no use getting into heavy petting, because it only leads to trouble and seat wetting.

by DDeRo September 8, 2016

seat wetting

When a girl becomes wet or 'cums' she it is called 'seat wetting'.

There's no use in heavy petting; it only leads to trouble and seat wetting.

by DDeRo September 7, 2016

wettie

Liquid used in a stoner circle. Can be bong water, thirst quenchers or alcoholic beverages.

*cough* Dude, can you please pass me the wettie, i just took a monster hit!

by Wes Store July 14, 2007

wytt

abreviations for; who you talking to

me: yo wytt?
britt: uhh i`m talking to YOUR MAMA
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO. no funny.
britt: uhh wytt?
me: im talking to matt, james, and P.Diddy
britt: YO FORREAL? LEMME HOLLA AT DIDDY
me: no nukka back off muddafukka

by Kubanza November 18, 2006

Bird Wetting Session

A period of time in which a man gets his dick (bird) sucked (wet).

Derived from the concept of "Getting Your Bird Wet"

My girlfriend was on her period so we couldn't have sex but I still got a bird wetting session.

by Capt. Swee Righ April 7, 2010