winker

n.

1) a disparaging term used to describe an individual that refuses to use one's credits on Nerve.com, thus winking to gain another's attention.
2) a wanker that winks on Nerve.com.

Michael is such a WINKER; you'd never expect that from an experienced Nervester.

by jane_plume November 12, 2004

wonker nugget

A person who is ridiculous and deserves to be called names

A delicious food made by tiny Mexicans that tastes as good as Gods tears

Oh my gosh KG, I cannot believe you think you are cooler than me! You can be such a wonker nugget sometimes.

by creater of wonker nuggets November 21, 2010

Wonker Jonker

Phrase meaning fucked up or janky object, place or being. Also used as wonky jonky, wonky jonk, or wonker jonkers. Originating in Columbus, Ohio

The soap dispenser is all wonker jonkers.

by e you know June 30, 2016

Wrinker

A writer and a thinker

I am a wrinker.

by dipmetal December 19, 2017

Winkernitus

The state of short and impacted weiner on living being or creature, resulting in chode like visual presentation.

His weiner was once full and vibrant, but now is experiencing winkernitus.

by BusyBee13 January 26, 2018

Wonker

Someone who is sexually attracted to candy (related to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Willy Wonka)

Wow, that boy Charlie is a real Wonker!

by Bloopi March 1, 2018

Woenker

Dutch people like to say "Kanker" which means cancer.
When the Dutch try to be less offensive they like to say Woenker.

Ik heb gisteren woenker hard geneukt.
Woenker dikke auto.

by P2GR April 26, 2019