Horrible Monkeys in the Wilderness

If they find you, they will eat you.

The Horrible Monkeys in the Wilderness aren't even clever, and they got my leg.

by You Real Name June 24, 2010

wilderness

1. A euphemism for pornography
2. A clandestine code word often used when one is making reference to pornography
3. A folder on my computer brimming with porn.

Yo' betta watch yourself bro, or you might get lossst in the wilderness. Booya!

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

Wilderbeast

A big doppleganging Salvatore that acts like he is all that on the football field, when in fact it is a front. This type of person is a total shmuck and though he acts like a womanizer, he really loves to kiss guys. Be careful when around the wilderbeast because he is the type that drops the soap in the shower then tries for the reacharound. Also known in the greek as a peterpumper. They can in fact eat the meat without spitting out the bone.

Noce thinks hes fooling us, but he's just a big peterpumping wilderbeast.

by missionman February 13, 2010

Wilderbeast

A certain creature that bites at his/her own shoulders, and grooms often. Gets extremely bored at times and acts extremely oddly.

This creature is mainly spotted prancing it's hoofs in Germany.

CAUTION: Acts metrosexually

That wilderbeast is crazy, it has a golf club with a shoe on it!

by kohya August 28, 2005

wildersnort

A rather hairy individual, stereotypically a male who phones people late at night for cocaine and makes excuses for reasons why he may need it; like "im drunk"...."i need to get some sleep"...basically, reasons that don't even make sense.

The wildersnort called me last night begging me to front him a bag of coke because he was too drunk to drive home even though he drove all the way to my house just to get it.

by otownsweetest;) December 21, 2009

Wilder Jesus Christ

Wilder Jesus Christ is the lord and savior JC. He is so stunningly amazing at sports he doesn't even try. He has a mansion for himself and a mansion for his women. Wilder Jesus Christ is the return of JC.

Wilder Jesus Christ is so stunning that my eyeballs fell out of my head.

by erapats October 20, 2014

Willner

Someone who has no clue how to run the maintenence department.

random SSgt: FUCK you pulled a willner.

Random SSgt: Fuck good job on not safing that jet Willner.

by rosauce85 February 26, 2009