Usually overweight and outcasts and bi-sexual. These individuals have hard time in society and are considered losers. They seem to embrace the occult and are confused with gender, also avoiding physical activity at all cost. Black nail polish, Black clothing, and tree worship are common in this . Easy to locate by moronic phrases such as, "Blessed be" and "Merry meet" and "So mote it be". The males in this cast are the very definition of Beta males and will not evolve to be top predators. Wicca-types are not essential to the survival of nor productive members of the Human race.
by TheS4rge October 15, 2009
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A religion that branches off of peganism, that focuses on white magick, therefore decieving many people that it is ok to practice, because it does not involve black magick. They apperantly do not worship Satan because they don't believe in him. They worship the sun (god), moon (goddess), trees, sticks, rocks, pondscum, and other a/biotic things. They play with demons so they can enchance their life (i.e. get a date, pass a test, get a raise, etc.), and entice others to join with the promise of power. They are mildly persecuted (although they want you to think that they are heavily persecuated), and love to bring up the "witch hunts" done by the Catholic church in the midevil era. They strive to be at one with nature, and generally believe in reincarnation or becoming inanimate with the impersonal cosmos. They will also violently refute the idea that they gained many youth recruits because of Harry Potter, even though their own studies show that the number of youth between ages 12-18 showing an interest in Wicca has skyrocketed since the release of the Harry Potter series. They have no book of their religions (officially), but they do have a large library of their teachings, written by various other Wiccans (mostly female). They do have a "black book" of various spells and incantations (which are like prayers, only completely different; prayers are to God and incantations are to a/biotic things and demons). Many ex-Wiccans testify that when they tried to leave Wicca, they experienced extreme supernatural trauma. Some believe in fairies and sprites and many other happy things. They are ok to befriend because they are much less likely to curse you than most other pegan religions.
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E: I'M HARRY POTTERS #1 FAN!!!
C: So you like spells and stuff?
E: YEAH I'M IN WICCA!
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L: Oh, it's raining. The water spirits must be happy.
P: No, it's probably because the percipitation in the atmosphere is so condensed that it falls.
E: I'M HARRY POTTERS #1 FAN!!!
C: So you like spells and stuff?
E: YEAH I'M IN WICCA!
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L: Oh, it's raining. The water spirits must be happy.
P: No, it's probably because the percipitation in the atmosphere is so condensed that it falls.
by Billy the Adult September 2, 2008
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Thus the need to also include Jesus, just in case the goddess they believe in is evil and they can cry out they were confused on Judgement Day
Thus the need to also include Jesus, just in case the goddess they believe in is evil and they can cry out they were confused on Judgement Day
Trish was a Christian Wicca which in other words was a hypocrite as people cannot serve two masters.
Thus her stupid mixing of faiths is sending her to hell.
Thus her stupid mixing of faiths is sending her to hell.
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Some of them are legitimately good people who just want to remain in touch with the ancient culture of their ancestors, and I admire that, and they are pretty chill people. Unfortunately a very loud amount of adherents are huge hypocrites that don’t know what the Wiccan beliefs actually are
Some of them are legitimately good people who just want to remain in touch with the ancient culture of their ancestors, and I admire that, and they are pretty chill people. Unfortunately a very loud amount of adherents are huge hypocrites that don’t know what the Wiccan beliefs actually are
A: “hey, so you believe in Wicca? That’s very cool!”
B: “oh yeah, we are a very peaceful and tolerant religion, unlike those horrible and dirty Christians!”
A: “talk about tolerance.....”
B: “oh yeah, we are a very peaceful and tolerant religion, unlike those horrible and dirty Christians!”
A: “talk about tolerance.....”
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"I saw a wican walking out of the Gap with his pants down to his knees and a boombox on his shoulder blaring Eminem."
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