whompdoodle

Whomp·doodle
/(h)Wämp~Do͞odl/
adjective\noun \verb
extremely impressive, the very best; inspiring great admiration, Breathtaking, awe-inspiring, magnificent, wonderful, amazing, pure, stunning, staggering, imposing, stirring, impressive; mind-boggling, mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, excellent, marvelous;

adjactive\
"That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, so whompdoodle. The Whompdoodlest of whompdoodles."

noun\

"Of course it's the best, it's Whompdoodle extracts."

verb\
"I'm so Whompdoodled my noodle is about as functional as a balloon poodle."

by Calico hiddenmastermind.com October 3, 2017

wompanog

A (usually) sweaty, hairy, disgusting penis that you usually say you or your friends have and can be used when someone or something touches it.

Guy one: (bumps into guy two's dick)
Guy two: (autistic screeching) YOU JUST TOUCHED MY WOMPANOG

by DemDunutz January 2, 2018

Whomp

Take a fat hit from a blunt, joint, vape, anything smokeable.

Yo Landon, whomp my juul
Bro im gonna go whomp it, brb
Holy fuck, I just whomped a 2 gram blunt of Bobby Johnson OG

by Zeepo7 February 4, 2019

whoppah

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'did you get a whoppah?'

by natsukiii June 5, 2021

dilly whomp

equivilent of mushroom stamp/slap.

to leave the print of your penis on a chick's face by whomping your cock on them.

Brian leaves his mark on the ladies after he busts out his big cock and dilly whomps each cheek.

by The BK Broiler December 16, 2008

Shitty Whomp

When a girl shits on a guys dick during anal then he dilly whomps her with his shit covered dick as a punishment

Kate shit on me so i Shitty Whomped her

by riverstyx3636 April 15, 2014

the whomping willow

A voracious sex act in which the male sticks his dick and hands into the vagina, and then masturbates, leaving something looser than Spanish drug law

Person 1: you know when you went to the pisser the other night when we was watchin telly with your mum?
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: she’s bloody done the whomping willow

by Fiffyen the Gothic December 9, 2017